Jailed Van der Sloot to be a father

Can't believe this fucker is still alive.

 


LIMA, Peru (AP) - Joran van der Sloot's lawyer says the convicted murder is soon to be both father and husband.

Maximo Altez told The Associated Press on Wednesday that the 26-year-old Dutchman and his Peruvian fiance have nearly completed legal arrangements to wed. The future Mrs. van der Sloot is five months pregnant with a boy, he said.

 

Altez has said van der Sloot's met 22-year-old Leydi Figueroa Uceda while she was selling goods inside Lima's Piedras Gordas prison, where the two are to be married on an as-yet undetermined date.

Van der Sloot remains the chief suspect in the unsolved 2005 disappearance in his native Aruba of U.S. teen Natalee Holloway.

He is serving a 28-year sentence for killing a 21-year-old female Peruvian student he met in a Lima casino.Altez said that Van der Sloot keeps busy teaching English to fellow inmates and is studying international business via a correspondence course offered by a Peruvian university.

Once his sentence ends, he is to be extradited to the United States to face trial on charges he extorted and defrauded Holloway's mother shortly before traveling to Peru in 2010.He allegedly took $25,000 from the mother, promising to lead her to Holloway's body.

Five years to the day after Holloway disappeared, van der Sloot bludgeoned to death Stephany Flores in a Lima hotel room.
 

She was selling goods alright Phone Post 3.0

MountainMedic - She was selling goods alright Phone Post 3.0
Haha Phone Post 3.0

I hope he and his father both meet untimely and gruesome ends Phone Post 3.0

He's settling down, working on his degree, making the necessary adjustments.

I love a good comeback story. Phone Post 3.0

Evil Ash - I hope he and his father both meet untimely and gruesome ends Phone Post 3.0
Scratch that! His dad is already dead. Phone Post 3.0

Evil Ash - I hope he and his father both meet untimely and gruesome ends Phone Post 3.0
I think his dad is already dead. I believe it's been a while too. Phone Post 3.0

Google her... She's not hot

But a fucking 10 if you're doing 28 years Phone Post 3.0

What did his dad do ? Phone Post 3.0

1) Kill him
2) Kill her before she gives birth to stop his DNA.
3) Feel good

AristidesBrito - What did his dad do ? Phone Post 3.0


His dad allegedly greased a few palms, IIRC.


He was up for a judgeship, and used his connections to help Joran

Joran is a piece of shit and I wouldn't even piss on him if he was on fire...
Can't believe that any woman is stupid enough to let him stick his stubby in them Phone Post 3.0

 

Sounds like Leydi must be quite the sloot.

And here I was hoping this P.O.S. had already been murdered in Peruvian prison....

Meohfumado - And here I was hoping this P.O.S. had already been murdered in Peruvian prison....


Nah dude, he's big boy and has taken on all challengers while in the joint. Killed a guy too.


He's got boss status there

shen - 

 

Sounds like Leydi must be quite the sloot.


lol

 

Pratty - Google her... She's not hot

But a fucking 10 if you're doing 28 years Phone Post 3.0


Not a 10 ever regardless of the situation.

She looks like Bowser from Super Mario Bros.

Pics? Phone Post 3.0

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Pratty - Google her... She's not hot

But a fucking 10 if you're doing 28 years Phone Post 3.0


Not a 10 ever regardless of the situation.

She looks like Bowser from Super Mario Bros.

Lol

Pics please Phone Post 3.0