James Blunt's twitter...(funny)

Guy couldn't care less about haters. Here's some of my favourites...

Damn thing's always getting caught under my feet. RT @laurenlyall: Why does James Blunt sing like his willy is being stood on?

And no mortgage. RT @hettjones: James Blunt just has an annoying face and a highly irritating voice

Only coz I turned her down. RT @anadinskywalker: my grandma just called james blunt a queer

Nope, you're on your own. RT @chickenoriental: I must be 1 of only 2 who genuinely likes every @jamesblunt song. The other person being him.

Viagra and coffee mostly. RT @paigefergg: Bloody hell why is James Blunt still going

Be my guest. RT @Raghallaigh: @JamesBlunt Holy cunting christ your music makes me want to cave my own skull in with a hammer!

And how's your modelling career going? RT @_tusekile: James blunt is one ugly mother fucker

Jesus only needed twelve. RT @garymoody65: @JamesBlunt why you only got 200k followers?

Easy spelling mistake as K and L are right beside each other. RT @lizziea1: I want to kick James Blunt... repeatedly... I dont know why

Me! Me! Pick me! RT @blackeyelined: Who is a bigger twat: James Blunt or Robin Thicke?

Yes. He could start tweeting you. RT @MigsterMMA: Jesus christ, James Blunt's got a new album out. Is there anything else that can go wrong?

Good sense of perspective there. RT @RobMakin: James Blunt's back with a new single! This my be the worst thing that's happened in my life.

I love that you're not ashamed to admit you have both. RT @EugeneBarnardo: I love James Blunt as much as I love herpes. Phone Post 3.0

Goddamit.

I hate Twatter.

How am I supposed to read this shit? It's like a Jeopardy app for retards. Phone Post 3.0

Yeah twitter sucks. Read it back to front. In other words, the first sentence in each example is James Blunt's reply to the sentence that follows. Phone Post 3.0

TFK Cletus Redpecker III - Goddamit.

I hate Twatter.

How am I supposed to read this shit? It's like a Jeopardy app for retards. Phone Post 3.0
His response is the first part. Then @insertnamehere message is the second part. They would have tweeted him that message then he responds. Phone Post 3.0

James Blunt tank commander is more badass than any of us.

We will just have to deal with that.

Plus that dude has soaked more panties than the entire OG combined. Phone Post 3.0

Did is funny as shit. Doesn't take himself seriously. Phone Post 3.0

TFK Cletus Redpecker III - Goddamit.

I hate Twatter.

How am I supposed to read this shit? It's like a Jeopardy app for retards. Phone Post 3.0
Yup ! I don't even try anymore .. Phone Post 3.0

Tell CM Punk that THIS is how a confident man handles negativity.

Blunt earns my respect here.

Doesn't get into a frothy rage or block frenzy nor does he grammar nazi them.

He shines a light on their assholery and does so with humor. Phone Post 3.0

He's a legit funny dude. And a bad-ass to boot. Phone Post 3.0

Today the OG taught me there is a guy named James Blunt who sings Phone Post 3.0

James Blunt makes turrible music but the man can talk shit over Twitter.

I love that. Hahahahah.

I only know of one of his songs, but he is pretty funny.

Funny Phone Post 3.0