Jiu Jitsu does NOT work.....

Underground
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I have been studying JJ for 8+ years. Everytime I go for a move againsty my wife (i.e the pussy hold)...
she throws her nail into my skin or grabs my balls or something like that. she wins evertime.

WTF?

2

BTW.....the pussy hold is trademarked and patent pending.

3

pelvic lock imo

4

I got a wife and 2 kids...obviously you are still a single dude...or a flaming fag..to not know the pussy hold.

5

real proud. fo'

they'ze got 'dem a dady....shiieet.

"i aint from africa you from africa you african booty scratcher....i from crenshaw mafia.

6

Sounds good.....but...what to do when the cloths are on.....

7

GIA, Rorion had some Hap Ki Do guy in a full Black Gi mounted, and the guy grabbed his balls a bunch of times to get out...always got choked out in the end too

8

Another year passed and I still can't get the pussy hold.

9

HI KKM

10

hmm...your wife just lets me apply the pussy hold. Try giving her $5 first; that's what I do.

Oh, BTW, say hi to my kids for me.