Purpose - someone should romo a dildo in calderwoods hand...If done right, even a cartoonish one would be funny as hell
carcaju -tetris - Would wife calderwood in a heartbeat. She is such a sweety!
Plus when she gets the shits on with you, you would never understand when she is bitching at you! Marriage success!
Plus her striking defence is such that you could still lay some hands on her if she gets out of line
The one hitter shitter. 
Nice. Thanks for the gif!