Joe Rogan vs hulk Hogan: discussion

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Ok so a discussion came up at work this evening .... who wins in a mma fight?


I got my man Joe Rogan ftw

Anyone like to throw in their 2 cents on the matter Phone Post 3.0

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Uh, I don't know a lot about anything but isn't Hulk Hogan way bigger than Joe? Never met either guy but from tv it looks like Hulk is a lot bigger. Phone Post 3.0

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Now? Joe. Easy. Hulkster is old as shit and can hardly move anymore Phone Post 3.0

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Extra credit question; prime Hulk vs prime Arnold? Phone Post 3.0

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Joe by anything he wants. Phone Post 3.0

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Doesn't Joe have back problems? One body slam and he's done. Phone Post 3.0

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They have both used more drugs than the Beatles combined.

Think Rogan wins it in a via psychedelic mushroom. Phone Post 3.0

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RATFINK13 - Phone Post 3.0


Most perfect goddamn gif timing I've ever seen. Many VUs coming your way in the future.

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I got hulk by big boot and leg drop Phone Post 3.0

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Hogan.

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If Rogan's on Alpha Brain then Hulk would get fucked up pretty damn quick. Phone Post 3.0

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Hogan will bury him before the fight even happens. Phone Post 3.0

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The Tale of the Tape



Joe rogan hulk hogan
5' 8'' 6' 7''
47 years old 61 years old
185 lbs 280 lbs
Bjj / taekwondo pro wrestling/ giant Phone Post 3.0

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HolyHackBBCZack - Extra credit question; prime Hulk vs prime Arnold? Phone Post 3.0

Hogan easily. Bigger and had some modicum of catch as catch can training. He would choke arnold out in a hurry and wouldn't struggle

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Hogan = trained by Hiro Matsuda, who was trained by Carl Gotch. He would smash Arnold and would have a pretty good shot at crushing the life out of Rogan in his prime as well. You're talking about a 300 pound musclehead roided to the gills who knew how to choke people unconscious, and did so on numerous occasions when challenged in bars and clubs back in the day

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bartatua -
HolyHackBBCZack - Extra credit question; prime Hulk vs prime Arnold? Phone Post 3.0

Hogan easily. Bigger and had some modicum of catch as catch can training. He would choke arnold out in a hurry and wouldn't struggle
Yep. Hogan easy Phone Post 3.0

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ILoveMyButtRippedWeidman - Hulk Hogan vs Caitlyn Jenner in a dance off...? Phone Post 3.0
Hogan bro Phone Post 3.0

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Tell me about his catch experience Phone Post 3.0

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Gancho Al Hígado - Hogan will bury him before the fight even happens. Phone Post 3.0
This, ain't no way Hulk is doing the job for Rogan, fuck if Macho Man never got to go over then Rogan sure as hell won't Phone Post 3.0

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Back in the day when Bubba The Love Sponge was on Sirius, Hogan said when he was runnin' hard in the NWO he kept his test levels around 2500