John Danaher peacocking with a rash guard??


Rash guards - Part 2: Now it’s time for a rash guard story that may change the minds of some of the vast numbers of rash guard doubters out there...I am an admirer of the great MMA fighter Jose Aldo - any time he fights, I’m watching. The night he fought Uriah Faber, I wanted to see it. I don’t own a television, so I suggested to a bunch of my students that we go to a sports bar on the upper east side of Manhattan and watch it live and watch the great man at work. As always, I was running a little late and came in wearing my usual attire and began looking around for our table. Now my students and I actively seek out every opportunity to prank/ridicule/make fun of each other, my general weirdness gives them lots of raw material to work with! The entire group of them had dressed in rash guards and Fanny packs! As I sat down there was a noticeable look from pretty much the entire bar as they all simultaneously asked the question, “who the f**k are these dorks and why are they dressed in those gimp outfits?” We all started laughing and started to watch the show. Out of nowhere groups of women started coming up to our table and asking who we were and why were we dressed like that? Were we a sports team? Cyclists? Triathletes? Lunatics? Morons? Suddenly our table was neck deep in curious babes and hotties and the Jose Aldo fight was completely forgotten ????Every single one of my students got multiple phone numbers and action out of that escapade! (I was the only failure ????????) The dudes at the bar were furious and could not understand how a bunch of dorks in wet suits who looked like they had beamed down from the deck of the starship Enterprise had gotten all the female attention ???? So, who knows...maybe you doubters ought to give it a rash guard system worked as well for my students as my leg lock system...perhaps it can work for you too! ????

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The guy is truly a genius.

You can't argue with success!

LOL Now that's funny.

Danaher is GOAT

Ive spoken with John a number of times now and he never ceases to impress as a genuinely intelligent and good person. Funny as hell too.

That's some funny shit

Did you guys see the fight outside?