The following was taken verbatim from http://ultimatemma.blogspot.com:
"This whole list could be Rampage quotes but Im only gonna put 2 of my favorites, so I can let some other people have some quote glory. Warning Some explicit language!
Mauro Ranallo Talking about Minotauro- "He's taking an unbelievable amount of punishment over the years, but the question is will he pay the price later on in life"- This always gets a laugh out of me because he has said it numerous times and whoever the other announcers are, they become totally silent because its obviously not appropriate to say.
Wanderlei Silva- "I want to Fuck Chuck"- Those English classes weren't going well apparently, as Wandy was trying to say I want to fight Chuck.
Rampage- "Is that Heath's nut hangin' out"- Quinton was announcing the second fight between Nogueira and Heath Herring, when he noticed how short Heath's shorts were.
Ken Shamrock- "I will beat you into a living death"- Ken's quotes could have their own article too.
Forrest Griffin- "He did exactly what I wanted him to do and he knocked me the fuck out"- Forrest after getting KTFO by Keith Jardine.
Anything that comes out of Bill Goldberg's Mouth- Funny in a sad way.
Bas Rutten- "Maybe he smokes"- Basito responding to Rampage talking about Fujita's yellow teeth after being choked out by Fedor.
Tim Sylvia- "Bring on Fedor"- Funny because if that fight were to happen he'd probably be out cold or submitted in the first round.
Stephen Quadros- "The touching of gloves may be the only punch Fujita lands"- Before the Fedor/Fujita fight, little did he know what would transpire.
Rampage- "You can make a mistake and get caught in a submission, but Chuck made a mistake and he got caught in an ass whoopin'."- Quinton after knocking out Liddell."