Just Another 'Funny Quotes' Thread

The following was taken verbatim from http://ultimatemma.blogspot.com:

"This whole list could be Rampage quotes but Im only gonna put 2 of my favorites, so I can let some other people have some quote glory. Warning Some explicit language!

  1. Mauro Ranallo Talking about Minotauro- "He's taking an unbelievable amount of punishment over the years, but the question is will he pay the price later on in life"- This always gets a laugh out of me because he has said it numerous times and whoever the other announcers are, they become totally silent because its obviously not appropriate to say.

  2. Wanderlei Silva- "I want to Fuck Chuck"- Those English classes weren't going well apparently, as Wandy was trying to say I want to fight Chuck.

  3. Rampage- "Is that Heath's nut hangin' out"- Quinton was announcing the second fight between Nogueira and Heath Herring, when he noticed how short Heath's shorts were.

  4. Ken Shamrock- "I will beat you into a living death"- Ken's quotes could have their own article too.

  5. Forrest Griffin- "He did exactly what I wanted him to do and he knocked me the fuck out"- Forrest after getting KTFO by Keith Jardine.

  6. Anything that comes out of Bill Goldberg's Mouth- Funny in a sad way.

  7. Bas Rutten- "Maybe he smokes"- Basito responding to Rampage talking about Fujita's yellow teeth after being choked out by Fedor.

  8. Tim Sylvia- "Bring on Fedor"- Funny because if that fight were to happen he'd probably be out cold or submitted in the first round.

  9. Stephen Quadros- "The touching of gloves may be the only punch Fujita lands"- Before the Fedor/Fujita fight, little did he know what would transpire.

  10. Rampage- "You can make a mistake and get caught in a submission, but Chuck made a mistake and he got caught in an ass whoopin'."- Quinton after knocking out Liddell."

I know those are old but if you guys have any newer ones... please, do tell.

Ali G: When can you murder someone?

Judge Pickles : Well that's really a nonsensical question if I may say so because if you are entitled to kill somebody it's not murder.

Ali G: OK, but can you murder someone if someone, lets say called your mum a slag, diss your mama? .. If they call your mum a slag, you ring up the police, the police 'aint gonna do nothing, you know they laugh at you.

Judge Pickles : It depends I suppose, if you called my mother a slag and I then killed you, provocation can reduce murder to manslaughter.

Ali G: So where's the line then? If they call her slag - manslaughter, if they call her bitch - is that murder?

Ali G: Do you think women should be on juries?

Judge Pickles : Oh yes, of course.

Ali G: What about when they got the painters in?

Judge Pickles : I'm sorry?

Ali G: What about when it's rag week? How can they be thinking straight, serious! Serious, my woman, she doesn't know what's going on, guilty *everyone is guilty when it's her time, everyone is guilty, I do something small - GUILTY! You should be chopped, whatever.

Judge Pickles : I don't honestly think you could start asking people intimate questions and say "no, you can't do this."

Ali G: Exactly, this is why you should not have women on juries.

lol it's the "yellow snowman" again. How many accounts do you have? lol You've been following me in every thread like a drunk homo. And you have the nerve to call me names. Go figure.

Here's a Master Tang quote:

"I'll suck yo dick!"

"So you saying God made the world? And since then he's just chilled?" - Ali G

GAY!!!