Just fell of my parent's roof

Crazy blizzard here in Western Maine.

I tried to get up on to my parent's roof off a ladder, it was difficult because there's a solid 2 feet of snow on it. I got a foot on the roof and stuck my shovel in the snow and all the snow in a 5 ft. square decided to give way and took me right along with it.

I somehow kicked the ladder away from me and just shot straight down ~20 ft. Everything was white and I dropped straight into a snowdrift all scrunched up and buried.

My brother had to pull me out cause I couldn't move and couldn't see. I have a pretty good bruise on my butt from where my heel got driven into my sit bone, but aside from that I'm fine. I was a little shook up for a bit though.

Stay safe out there, fellow Northeasters. Be safe on the roofs and the roads.

Pics of bruise?

TheMMAn -

Pics of bruise?

Check your PMs ;-)

That's what you get for brushing snow off of your roof you dumb bastard.

So you died

jrj - So you died

Yes, posting from the afterlife.

RIP

ChokeHisAss -

That's what you get for brushing snow off of your roof you dumb bastard.

Unfortunately my parents got taken advantage of by multiple contractors and the roof needs to be cleared after every storm or it rains inside their home.

It isn't an option to leave snow on it. 

Sue your parents for defamation! 

clattymine -

Sue your parents for defamation! 

I... I don't know what grounds I would do that on though.

They've given me whiskey and are feeding me chili, so I think we're even either way.

That's how Artie Lange's Dad got paralyzed. I don't think there was any snow to fall into though.

Damn! Sounds like something out of a Chevy Chase movie lol.

Oh, glad you survived!

Back from the dead - That's how Artie Lange's Dad got paralyzed. I don't think there was any snow to fall into though.

That's fucked. I lucked out with the snowdrift, not gonna lie.

lazermonkey - Damn! Sounds like something out of a Chevy Chase movie lol.

Oh, glad you survived!

I'm sure had it been caught on video I'd be laughing at it!

Yep, fell off a roof to see nothing but a bright white light.  Seem pretty dead to me.

 

RIP man.

McBottery -

Yep, fell off a roof to see nothing but a bright white light.  Seem pretty dead to me.

 

RIP man.

Fuck me, I guess.

My neighbor died from falling off an 8 foort eve, his foot caught the gutter and he went head first into the concrete. Ive seen babies fall out of 2 story windows onto concrete with no damage. Luck has a lot to do with it.

WildFireJoe - 
jrj - So you died

Yes, posting from the afterlife.



Will you catch a bus and haunt Gritty's Pizza Shop?



Would you be available to haunt parties?  I can pay you, but how? 

My dad did that a few years ago. Except he landed face first on this mound of packed snow and ice from snowblowing the driveway. Multiple small cuts and a concussion is all he got

DaveFu -
WildFireJoe - 
jrj - So you died

Yes, posting from the afterlife.



Will you catch a bus and haunt Gritty's Pizza Shop?



Would you be available to haunt parties?  I can pay you, but how? 

I will do both, just send noods. The app works perfectly in the afterlife.