I have been bit about 10 times in the past couple days, last night about 5 times overnight. Anyways I saw the fucker just now and look how much he was feeding on me. All this from just one tiny fucker.
10 x in 5 days ? You live in the desert ???
Some of the damage. I’m in Southern California, it’s just that this fucker was in my room and had a feast as I slept
First you give him AIDS, then you smash him. Not cool dude.
If you drank beer like a man they wouldn’t mess with you. True story, when they take their sample test for the 1st bite they dont like the beer.
Ok, this is getting gay now
You didn’t need to crush him, he would’ve died from your AIDS.
He also bit my cock, just giving myself a half chub first for a better picture
Android phone explains everything.
Jeebus, good thing ya got him before he sucked your lifeforce completely out…
As a Floridian, I feel your pain and respect your game. Down with the Mosquitoes!
I have built some devices that are responsible for tens of thousands maybe millions of their deaths. Generations…
I would get obliterated in Florida. Mosquitos have always really liked to fuck with me
I didn’t realize OP was one of the poors until I saw his Android.
I didn’t realize you were one of the gays until you revealed you’re one of the “team apple” gays
The risk of me making fun of Android is I inversely must be a faggot. I gambled and lost.
Just as long as you’re not of those people that has their air pods in all the time, please