just heard a very tasteless but kinda funny joke

A leaf and an emo both fall from a tree at the same time, which one hits the ground first?






































the leaf...the rope stopped the emo from hitting the ground.

That used to be a black joke back in my day...

•spits on the ground• Phone Post 3.0

Stu Cazzo - That used to be a black joke back in my day...

•spits on the ground• Phone Post 3.0
It still is
* spits on the BLM Phone Post 3.0

How do you know when your at a gay picnic?
















Because the hot dogs taste like shit! Phone Post 3.0

What does a gay horse eat?
























Haaaaaaaaay Phone Post 3.0

How do you stop an emo from drowning?


















Take your foot off his neck.

Searchinghappy -
Stu Cazzo - That used to be a black joke back in my day...

•spits on the ground• Phone Post 3.0
It still is
* spits on the BLM Phone Post 3.0
Lmfao ouch Phone Post 3.0

How long does it take before a 2 month old baby dies in the microwave?












I don't know, I was busy jacking off. Phone Post 3.0

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What should you do if your lazy wife is having a seizure in the bath tub?


Throw in a load of laundry.

The Mitch Mitchell Experience -


Lmao Phone Post 3.0

What do you call a black guy in a white tuxedo?













A Turd wrapped up in toilet paper. Phone Post 3.0

The Mitch Mitchell Experience -


Lol, that is awesome Phone Post 3.0

onapest mma - What's the best part about fucking a 5 year old in the shower?










You can slick his hair back and pretend he's 3 Phone Post 3.0
You fucked that one up...


whats better than fucking an 8 year old girl in the shower? When you slick her hair back ahe looks like a 5 year old boy... Phone Post 3.0

I'm so fucking triggered right now.