A leaf and an emo both fall from a tree at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
the leaf...the rope stopped the emo from hitting the ground.
That used to be a black joke back in my day...
•spits on the ground•
Stu Cazzo - That used to be a black joke back in my day...It still is
•spits on the ground•
* spits on the BLM

How do you know when your at a gay picnic?
Because the hot dogs taste like shit!
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaaaay
How do you stop an emo from drowning?
Take your foot off his neck.
Searchinghappy -Lmfao ouchStu Cazzo - That used to be a black joke back in my day...It still is
•spits on the ground•
* spits on the BLM

How long does it take before a 2 month old baby dies in the microwave?
I don't know, I was busy jacking off.
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What should you do if your lazy wife is having a seizure in the bath tub?
Throw in a load of laundry.
The Mitch Mitchell Experience -Lmao

What do you call a black guy in a white tuxedo?
A Turd wrapped up in toilet paper.
The Mitch Mitchell Experience -Lol, that is awesome

onapest mma - What's the best part about fucking a 5 year old in the shower?You fucked that one up...
You can slick his hair back and pretend he's 3
whats better than fucking an 8 year old girl in the shower? When you slick her hair back ahe looks like a 5 year old boy...

I'm so fucking triggered right now.