Just Want To Say Hai To The Aussies

Bunch of homos!

Hai faygos

Crocodile Dundee would put a whooping on that decrepit old faggot Phone Post 3.0

You call that a phaser?
this is a phaser

ISawSilva'sBONEr - Crocodile Dundee would put a whooping on that decrepit old faggot Phone Post 3.0


Your screennames keep becoming gayer and gayer...how many times have you lost bets on purpose to justify your faggotry?

AttentionDeficitDizzle -
ISawSilva'sBONEr - Crocodile Dundee would put a whooping on that decrepit old faggot Phone Post 3.0


Your screennames keep becoming gayer and gayer...how many times have you lost bets on purpose to justify your faggotry?

Haha Phone Post 3.0

Firemansam puts out fires with the sponge from his grandmother's vadge

Im not gay but 20 dollars is 20 follars.


Oh and fuck you Phone Post 3.0

Losing your step ADD. Your Aussie troll threads used to get 100 hits. Phone Post 3.0

ISawSilva'sBONEr - Losing your step ADD. Your Aussie troll threads used to get 100 hits. Phone Post 3.0


How can you be a firefighter?  I still don't get it.  You're 80 pounds soaking wet and have an eating disorder.  Wouldn't you faint trying to rescue a kitten?



Your firefighting is so bad you have buckets clipped onto a tool belt.



Your firefighting is so bad your mother drives you in a minivan.  Your license is suspended from crashing the truck, which no longer works because it burst into flames and you couldn't put it out.  You tried to pee on it.



You are saving money to buy a horse to pull your new firetruck, which doesn't have an engine because it's a fucking wagon.



Your firefighting is so bad you still do drills with garden hoses.



Your firefighting is so bad your firehouse alarm has a snooze button.



Your firefighting is so bad you went hunting for Smokey The Bear.  You fired 20 rounds at him only to realize it was a mascot.



Your firefighting is so bad you posed for a calendar while shirtless but forgot to remove your bra.



Your firefighting is so bad you wear a batting helmet with a catcher's mask.



You once responded to the wrong house, so you set it on fire for good measure.



Aussie firefighters are so shitty they think hotboxing is when a homeless person's house is on fire.

lol some if those were slightly humorous. Phone Post 3.0

Fuck off cockhead Phone Post 3.0

Come up to the Blue Mountains and say that last one ADD .

I'll ram the fire hose so far up your arse, then turn you into a water feature


Our fire fighters are no joke! Phone Post 3.0

OP, read a book called 'built to burn: a fire history of Australia' by Stephen Pyne, an American academic by the way. It's a different playing field out here, I don't think you quite understand what our firefighters face in a brushfire. Phone Post 3.0

coxndix - OP, read a book called 'built to burn: a fire history of Australia' by Stephen Pyne, an American academic by the way. It's a different playing field out here, I don't think you quite understand what our firefighters face in a brushfire. Phone Post 3.0


I think I will read that if I ever drop out of school to fight fires in brushy Australia

Australia Day rocks!!!!

DaveFu - Australia Day rocks!!!!


Happy Australia Day cunts!!

Unfortunately I have to work :( Phone Post 3.0

ISawSilva'sBONEr - Happy Australia Day cunts!!

Unfortunately I have to work :( Phone Post 3.0


How much do you make catering to Asian businessmen?  

AttentionDeficitDizzle -
ISawSilva'sBONEr - Happy Australia Day cunts!!

Unfortunately I have to work :( Phone Post 3.0


How much do you make catering to Asian businessmen?  

Enough to buy a 6 bedroom house in America. Phone Post 3.0