Kangaroo escapes in New York City

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A legally kept kangaroo in Staten Island escaped and bounced around the city this weekend.

The kangaroo was free for 15 minutes on Saturday under the Verrazano Bridge before authorities could round it up at around 8 a.m. after it managed to escape its enclosure via an unlocked gate in the 6-foot-high fence that was meant to keep him in, according to a New York Daily News report.

Witnesses reported seeing the kangaroo hopping about the streets seemingly without a care in the world, confusing residents, some of whom thought it was a deer at first, according to the report. When they realized it was a kangaroo, they thought maybe it had escaped from a nearby zoo, but police believe a man was keeping it legally.

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No 6-foot-high fence is keeping a kangaroo from anything.

Legally kept by a knowledgeable owner with a 6' fence. Awesome.

Why would you call 911 for a kangaroo? It's not like it's a fucking tiger or lion Phone Post 3.0

Barbasol - Why would you call 911 for a kangaroo? It's not like it's a fucking tiger or lion Phone Post 3.0

kangaroos are one of the most viscous animals there are. They will claw you up easily by leaning back on their tails and kicking their clawed feet into you.

Lautoka Londa - I fucking hate these cunt animals.

Ive been hit by them on the road 4 times to date once causing $12k damage.

They are fucking blind retards, put them all on a boat and send them to the United States where the locals all carry guns I say.

Scum of the earth cunts.

Holy shit lol.

We already have deer that fuck our cars the same way. Phone Post 3.0

Altofsky -
Lautoka Londa - I fucking hate these cunt animals.

Ive been hit by them on the road 4 times to date once causing $12k damage.

They are fucking blind retards, put them all on a boat and send them to the United States where the locals all carry guns I say.

Scum of the earth cunts.

Holy shit lol.

We already have deer that fuck our cars the same way. Phone Post 3.0
Kangaroos are just t-Rex deer if you think about it #mindblown Phone Post 3.0

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Altofsky - 
Lautoka Londa - I fucking hate these cunt animals.

Ive been hit by them on the road 4 times to date once causing $12k damage.

They are fucking blind retards, put them all on a boat and send them to the United States where the locals all carry guns I say.

Scum of the earth cunts.

Holy shit lol.

We already have deer that fuck our cars the same way. Phone Post 3.0

You're lucky you don't have moose. They'll straight up kill you and your truck.

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I am 95% certain that --if made-- this would have been the plot to Crocodile Dundee IV.