Keli went to a pet shop

Keli went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot.

There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

“Why so little?” Keli asked.

The owner said, “This bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes, it says some pretty vulgar stuff.”

Keli thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway.

She took it home and hung the bird’s cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

When the two teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them and said, “New house, new whores.”

Keli and her girls were a bit offended but then began to laugh.

Moments later, Keli’s husband, Greg, came home from work.

The bird looked at him and said, “Hi Greg.”


Bird Rolling GIF


Haha! I did actually laugh.