Take a sh1t or get off the pot already. 
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shaqitup - Nobody can say for sure he is dead?
He was born in 1889 so he would have to be 126.
Oldest man ever was like 114, probably had a much less stressful life than hitler.
He most likely died in 1945, today he is definitely dead
That was said during the Nuremberg trials.
Which happened in the mid 1940's, which would make sense for someone at that time to say they couldn't be sure if Hitler was dead or not.
It wasn't like it was said last week.
D241 -So what you're saying is there's some kind of super zombie Hitler out there? Holy fuck!Zomby - Hitler is alive and well at the tender age of 126.
I assumed this was sarcasm but felt your point would be valid if his age would be like late 90's today.
Then I looked it up, and you're right, he'd be 126 if he was still alive. Fucking impossible lol.
The show should be about finding his body, not if he's alive. Adolf is DEAD. Like, Super dead. Imagine all the dead people, now imagine them on steroids-that's Adolf. Super dead.
Perfer Et Obdura -Well I wasted like 2 minutes thenshaqitup - Nobody can say for sure he is dead?
He was born in 1889 so he would have to be 126.
Oldest man ever was like 114, probably had a much less stressful life than hitler.
He most likely died in 1945, today he is definitely dead
That was said during the Nuremberg trials.
Which happened in the mid 1940's, which would make sense for someone at that time to say they couldn't be sure if Hitler was dead or not.
It wasn't like it was said last week.
Maybe they'll find him chilling with bigfoot. I recently uncovered some clues in Turkey, someone put Kennedy on the case! http://imgur.com/NnZZO0z
probably escaped but likely dead
propaganda was deep as it is now
We Killed Hitler Dead
We got OBL
etc...
boys from brazil is great
on netflix
enjoy
Just to play along.
Let's presume that Hitlers suicide and the famous burning of his body was grand theater, a semi public display for everyone to see.
Eva Braun may have been a sacrificial lamb and she may have been willing to do it to give it even more credence. People saw Eva etc.
Ok, so let's assume he somehow got out of Berlin, slipped past the Soviets, slipped past the Allies.
The guy was already on very poor health. Like, he was not long for this world. Tremors, lesions, abdominal pain, psychological issues.
Ok so even if he makes it to Argentina and or Brazil. The chances he lived out the decade are pretty fucking slim, the dude by all accounts was extremely ill, so ill that people actually think there is a possibility he was syphilitic.
Still, if Hitler actually died in Brazil 18 months after the war in agony somewhere in Argentina, that's a cool story.
I'm not hitting the edit button, but "or died somewhere in Argentina".
Fuck the edit function on this site :)
D241 -Just a heads up, the statement that they couldn't say for certain that Hitler was dead was made at the war trials in Nuremberg, not by the writer of the article or the narrator of the show.Zomby - Hitler is alive and well at the tender age of 126.
I assumed this was sarcasm but felt your point would be valid if his age would be like late 90's today.
Then I looked it up, and you're right, he'd be 126 if he was still alive. Fucking impossible lol.
The show should be about finding his body, not if he's alive. Adolf is DEAD. Like, Super dead. Imagine all the dead people, now imagine them on steroids-that's Adolf. Super dead.
Perfer Et Obdura -I should've read pg2 before typing my previous post out lolshaqitup - Nobody can say for sure he is dead?
He was born in 1889 so he would have to be 126.
Oldest man ever was like 114, probably had a much less stressful life than hitler.
He most likely died in 1945, today he is definitely dead
That was said during the Nuremberg trials.
Which happened in the mid 1940's, which would make sense for someone at that time to say they couldn't be sure if Hitler was dead or not.
It wasn't like it was said last week.
Rumor has it.....
Adolf Hitler was not killed, however he did lose his eyesight. He did in fact move somewhere in South America in a German community.
What he(Adolf Hitler) didn't know however, was that his new wife he married in South America, was JEWISH!!!
When she turned 100, she told Adolf. The next week she was served divorce papers.
good for him ill folow what ever he does, its a great show actually
Osbot - Just to play along.
Let's presume that Hitlers suicide and the famous burning of his body was grand theater, a semi public display for everyone to see.
Eva Braun may have been a sacrificial lamb and she may have been willing to do it to give it even more credence. People saw Eva etc.
Ok, so let's assume he somehow got out of Berlin, slipped past the Soviets, slipped past the Allies.
The guy was already on very poor health. Like, he was not long for this world. Tremors, lesions, abdominal pain, psychological issues.
Ok so even if he makes it to Argentina and or Brazil. The chances he lived out the decade are pretty fucking slim, the dude by all accounts was extremely ill, so ill that people actually think there is a possibility he was syphilitic.
Still, if Hitler actually died in Brazil 18 months after the war in agony somewhere in Argentina, that's a cool story.
It's not that farfetched, Josef Mengele died a free man, of natural/accidental causes, in Brazil, after hiding for thirty years.
I thought there had already been recently declassified fbi documents confirming that Hitler survived ww2 and went into hiding in south america 
He trained at my gym once and when I wasn't bewildered by his Cro-Copesque thighs he seemed like a really nice guy
D241 -Adolph was actually Jewish as well
Rumor has it.....
Adolf Hitler was not killed, however he did lose his eyesight. He did in fact move somewhere in South America in a German community.
What he(Adolf Hitler) didn't know however, was that his new wife he married in South America, was JEWISH!!!
When she turned 100, she told Adolf. The next week she was served divorce papers.
D241 -
Rumor has it.....
Adolf Hitler was not killed, however he did lose his eyesight. He did in fact move somewhere in South America in a German community.
What he(Adolf Hitler) didn't know however, was that his new wife he married in South America, was JEWISH!!!
When she turned 100, she told Adolf. The next week she was served divorce papers.
Why? After so many years would he divorce her? Boogie boogie