"Kick Ass - Take Names"??!!!!

"Confessions of a Fitness and Fighting Guru"

"World Champion wit and wisdom from the journals of Matt Furey... a modern day 'Book of Five Rings'"

...WHAT the FUCK???

..has Furey finally lost his fucking mind?

yes

what do you mean finally? That implies it was recent...

Matt Furey irks me.

furey is a legit bad ass