Killer Clowns Whack Mexican Cartel Leader

As if we needed another reason to be scared of clowns and mexicans.

 

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There's nothing scarier than a clown. Except, possibly, a clown who is pointing a gun at you. Which was the unfortunate (for him) last image seen by former drug kingpin Francisco Rafael Arellano Felix as he was vacationing with family in Baja California this week.

Felix, 63, was the former leader of a massive Tijuana cartel which ruthlessly controls the drug trade along the Mexican and U.S. border, starting in the 1990s. Felix was eventually caught in 1993 and had to relinquish his drug empire. In 2008 he was released from prison, only to find himself on the wrong end of a clown's gun during a large family party.

"He was hit by two bullets, one in the chest and one in the head," Isai Arias, a Baja California state government official told the BBC.

His sister, Enedina, took over the cartel during Felix's incarceration, and her son Fernando, also known as "The Engineer," now runs the cartel, which remains a major player in the drug war which has claimed the lives of more than 60,000 Mexicans since 2006.

Police are searching for the gunmen and have not discovered a motive for the murder. We're guessing Felix pissed off the powerful Payaso cartel.

The Joker is making a move on the cartel obviously. Batman is fucked if the clown starts bringing in that kind of income.

 

Lol at payaso cartel. I only know that since a chick i was banging in Brasil used to call me palhaco or palacinho cuz im a funny guy who makes stupid jokes!

Hard to know who to root for there. Cartel bad but clowns are clowns. Phone Post 3.0

Damn killed while on vacation with family? Those killers don't clown around! They get it done. Phone Post 3.0

I read that there were two dozen clown gunmen. They all poured out of a single Mini Cooper.

RefriedJinx -
beatbum - 

I read that there were two dozen clown gunmen. They all poured out of a single Mini Cooper.


LOL

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beatbum -


I read that there were two dozen clown gunmen. They all poured out of a single Mini Cooper.

VTFU Phone Post 3.0

Homie don't play dat Phone Post

Was it the 9/11 clown?

"Police are searching for the gunmen and have not discovered a motive for the murder. We're guessing Felix pissed off the powerful Payaso cartel."


^LOL

you know what they say. live by the gun....

Oh noes

IDOHARM - They've been identified:

Phone Post 3.0

Yes, Killer Clowns from Outer Space!

great movie

beatbum - 


I read that there were two dozen clown gunmen. They all poured out of a single Mini Cooper.


<img src=http://themellowjihadi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/ClownCar.jpg

^Getaway car found

I suspect it was this guy, Messican UGers should know who this is.

lmao, leave cepillin out of this

Randy Marsh -
RefriedJinx -
beatbum - 

I read that there were two dozen clown gunmen. They all poured out of a single Mini Cooper.


LOL

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Signed. Phone Post

whatever happened to the gif of the blindfolded girl getting screwed from behind by a clown and she takes it off and turns around and she yells out "DADDY!?" that was posted in like every og thread.