King Trav's Cold Weather Survival Tip #1

When peeing outside in the cold, put your hands under/in your armpits for a minute or so to warm them up. That way you don't have to touch your ween with cold fingers. He'll appreciate you for it.

Tip # 2:

If a metal doorknob is too close to touch, spit on your hand first. It'll warm up the metal and you won't feel the freeze your hand.

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Did it turn cold in Saskatoon this weekend?

Burt Macklin FBI -

Did it turn cold in Saskatoon this weekend?

Nope. My wife walked the dog. Years and years ago she had cold hands and I told her to stick her hands in my armpits. She always does it now when she has cold fingers. She hugs me and warms up her hands. I like it because I feel her tits (NO PICS) when she does it.

It's still pretty nice here.

Don't put your tongue on that flagpole

King Trav -
Burt Macklin FBI -

Did it turn cold in Saskatoon this weekend?

Nope. My wife walked the dog. Years and years ago she had cold hands and I told her to stick her hands in my armpits. She always does it now when she has cold fingers. She hugs me and warms up her hands. I like it because I feel her tits (NO PICS) when she does it.

It's still pretty nice here.

That’s solid strategy.  You are a wise man 

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