Kirik, you're content with 120 1-star reviews?

Jason - I would like to add that it was great gabe gave us a better timeline, but I still for the life of me don't understand the complaining. I must have like 50 apps or so on my phone, maybe 10-15 are paid apps. and never once did it even cross my mind to say " hum...I paid for this app, why are they not updating it whenever I want an update"

Not sure what the deal is



This might just be the single most ridiculous statement I have seen by a representative of this website...and that is saying A LOT.


Basically, what you are saying is, "Hey, I am frivolous and do not care if the things I buy are of acceptable functionality. In fact, I buy broken shit all the time and so should you! And don't complain about it."


That is pure idiocy, and I wouldn't try to spread that brand of thinking around if I were you.. Fact is, the Android app is pathetic, and the functionality is not acceptable for a pay app. Period.

Senseless bitching or logic? You may have confused the two.

Jason -  I would like to add that it was great gabe gave us a better timeline, but I still for the life of me don't understand the complaining. I must have like 50 apps or so on my phone, maybe 10-15 are paid apps. and never once did it even cross my mind to say " hum...I paid for this app, why are they not updating it whenever I want an update"

Not sure what the deal is


Phony argument. You understand why people complain that a forum app for Android can't interact with the forums. I'd venture to guess you have the iphone app. Why? If you call making the app functional us complaining that you guys are "not updating it whenever I want an update" you probably (respectfully) shouldn't be in the app business.

 I guess you guys are just straight mad about the app, saying that it does not work? How does the app not work????? My android app works fine, i browse the UG all the time on the shitter and read news,and look up stats



Now if the app didn't work at all, I could see that being a huge problem and I would be right there with those of you complaining, but the app works fine, it just doesn't have all the functionality that we would like it to, which is coming, so to complain about functionality to be is just trivial. And it was never advertised whatsoever to have the full functionality of the website. But soon it will, which is great.



Also, for MentaL, if you already have the app, you will not be charged to update it.

 LOL at Jason.



To post I just logon using Dolphin HD - I will not buy the app until it is usable - meaning that I can post with it.

Chimonos Revenge - I predict lots of banning on this thread


 nah, I can be civil in a debate, and I can put up with people who can not

MentaL - 
Jason -  I guess you guys are just straight mad about the app, saying that it does not work? How does the app not work????? My android app works fine, i browse the UG all the time on the shitter and read news,and look up stats



Now if the app didn't work at all, I could see that being a huge problem and I would be right there with those of you complaining, but the app works fine, it just doesn't have all the functionality that we would like it to, which is coming, so to complain about functionality to be is just trivial. And it was never advertised whatsoever to have the full functionality of the website. But soon it will, which is great.



Also, for MentaL, if you already have the app, you will not be charged to update it.


 I bought the iphone app on the original release, when the posting feature came out I had to buy it again.

 




I have an android so i am not positive, but almost positive the update won't cost anything. Again, just cause I work here, does not mean I am the end all be all, I will talk to Chris today if I can, He is in vegas for a meeting. I am sorry if you guys think I am being a prick, i am trying not to be. Even with all the time I spent at this site, it is hard for me to imagine being so upset over the app, as I am not sure how often I would feel the need to post with my app anyway. As you can see I only have 2700 something posts in over 10 years, so that functionality isn't as important to me. But i do realize it is to some of you, so I will look into if there will be costs, and if gabe has any more updates on it. 

Jason -  I guess you guys are just straight mad about the app, saying that it does not work? How does the app not work????? My android app works fine, i browse the UG all the time on the shitter and read news,and look up stats

Now if the app didn't work at all, I could see that being a huge problem and I would be right there with those of you complaining, but the app works fine, it just doesn't have all the functionality that we would like it to, which is coming, so to complain about functionality to be is just trivial. And it was never advertised whatsoever to have the full functionality of the website. But soon it will, which is great.

Also, for MentaL, if you already have the app, you will not be charged to update it.



I won't waste too much time arguing against a paper-thin defense for an inferior application. The fact is, the app does not function for Android as it does for Iphone. It is a browser, and that is useless. There are plenty of browsers for Android that are free, and can browse/post better than the worthless UG app. And this being true, what justifies the app as a pay app when it lacks the functionality of all its counterparts?

If you have to argue against your paying customers that your product is worth something, you have already missed the point...and it is hilarious.

Sub'd.

I don't even have a smart phone, but I like this Jason guy.
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Plumber: Why do you keep bitching about your toilet being broken? Seems fine to me.

Customer: But, it doesn't flush.

Plumber: You can still shit in it though, right? I got plenty of toilets at my house. I never bitch about the fact they don't flush.



There are a million dummies that will buy an app (or anything else) that doesnt work even tho you can get a free one that works fine. Blame yourselves not the people making bank

Hey everyone, there is a solution and an update to the Android problem.

The UG/Android update costs $199.99 and is called an Iphone.


Works like a charm!

Fuck you android users. Phone Post

DontToewsMeBro!! - Get an iPhone. <img src="/images/phone/post_tag.png" alt="Phone Post" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;"/>

Yeah! Downgrade to some crappy Apple product! There's your solution!

ice man chocolate al - My android app DOESN'T work. It force closes everytime I use it. EVERYTIME. I can browse a few threads while on the shitter as well, then the fucking thing freezes and force closes.


so what you're really saying is you take longer shits than Jason.

This entire problem is just fucking hilarious. It's been handled almost as badly as Jason Chambers handled shine.

And what REALLY cracks me up is somehow kirik's power going out, elephant getting off his leash, car breaking down has ANYTHING to do with this embarrassment.

ROFL. ugh. it must be nice to have a built in userbase, because no other company could survive today with the terrible performance of the forum itself and the sad excuses for the app dev.

Now, all that being said, you guys are crying about something that cost about the same as a soda. I DO realize that it's annoying, and there's NO excuse for not fixing it, but the melodrama is just beyond junior high school banter

ice man chocolate al - My android app DOESN'T work. It force closes everytime I use it. EVERYTIME. I can browse a few threads while on the shitter as well, then the fucking thing freezes and force closes.


 Sorry to hear that, I really will ask gabe about that. What kind of phone do you have? I have an HTC EVO, and I can say no bullshit, no company man talk or nothing, my app has never frozen or forced closed once since i bought it.

I have an Iphone, my GF has a Droid.

I can say from experience using both, that the Droid has a lot of problems with a ton of different aps, in my opinion, from using both, the droid is an inferior product. As soon as she is eligible for an upgrade, she is getting rid of the Droid.

I would rather have an Iphone anyways.

But it sucks that the droid ap for the UG does not work properly.

If your droid is not as good as a iphone, you have a shitty droid phone. My Galaxy S2 is in a whole another dimension compared to my previous Iphone 4 in every way. I have had zero problems with any apps.



With that said, I only use the browser since I can quote, make threads, and post. It's pretty obvious this should be possible with the android app but frankly I don't care since my browser is extremely fast.

 

Jailbroke my iPhone, downloaded it for free and works perfect! Thanks apple! Phone Post

why the hell would you buy an app that's already free as an internet site?