Kizer to Fighters: How Looks Your Pee-Pee

"Well this kind of thing goes all the way back to Kevin Randleman where he basically used a fake penis, put on a pair of bike shorts, had a cup and came in to take pre-fight urine,” says Keith Kizer, NSAC executive director. “He lifted up the leg of shorts, took out the fake penis and did the test. We checked on temperature, sent it to a lab, and we found it was fake urine. We said ‘look, now you guys have to pull down your shorts so that whoever is administering the test can see everything.’

“When Thiago Silva came in he pulled down his shorts and showed his actual penis, but as he turned towards the toilet he palmed a bottle, grabbing his penis in the other hand, pretended like he was urinating but was really putting the contents of bottle into the sample. We know now that Thiago’s sample was fake urine. It took him until the B sample to fess up to that.”

The decision win over Brandon Vera was changed to a no contest and Kizer claims the incident prompted a change in the commission’s testing policy:

“So the changes that we’re making are -- and it’s unfortunate we have to go to this level because guys like Thiago Silva and Kevin Randleman ruined it for the bunch -- that you need to see the urine coming out of the penis and into the cup. All fighters will be shirtless, and they shouldn’t have a problem with that since they fight shirtless in front of thousands of people anyway, and they will pull their pants down to the knees and then urinate right in front of the inspector. They have to see the urine actually going into the vial.”

Keith Kizer Talks to Jon Luther about Urine testing, blood testing and more...read more at....

http://www.mmafa.tv/home/blogs/nsac-executive-director-keith-kizer-outlines-changes-in-drug-testing-addresses-blood-testing-criticism.html

 it's "Taste"

Sounds a little homo

Kizer = corrupt

 New NSAC piss testing guidelines:




reddsharkk - What about reports of people getting others' urine injected into their bladders?


 Whoa, you're kidding, right? Infections...how do they work?? People gotta be crazy stupid if they are doing shit like this.

in related news, there has been a sudden influx of appilcations by catholic priests for position of NSAC observer

robnashville - in related news, there has been a sudden influx of appilcations by UG'ers for position of NSAC observer


 Fixed, but yours was awes too

GSTQ has volunteered to witness all of Bisping's samples

Bat21 - 
reddsharkk - What about reports of people getting others' urine injected into their bladders?

 Whoa, you're kidding, right? Infections...how do they work?? People gotta be crazy stupid if they are doing shit like this.




There are many athletes who have had clean urine injected n them so they can pass tests.

I heard Kizer is also going to video tape the urine collection process for "research" purposes.

I guess I'm missing something.  Two fighters "cheated" and were caught, right?

That sounds to me that the "old" system worked, didn't it?


frontrowbrian -  I got a kick out of Kizer cutting a promo on USADA. There is nothing to argue. Kizer's standards in Nevada are lax compared to USADA and Kizer still tries to argue. This is not a good guy. And Kizer I know you're reading this so fuck you



 You still man because they didn't give you the pee pee inspector gig??

 WHAT ABOUT FEMALE FIGHTERS?!?!?!?

ranier wolfcastle -  WHAT ABOUT FEMALE FIGHTERS?!?!?!?



Im shocked it took that long for someone to think of that

ranier wolfcastle - <b> WHAT ABOUT FEMALE FIGHTERS?!?!?!?</b>

ranier wolfcastle -  WHAT ABOUT FEMALE FIGHTERS?!?!?!?



 My guess would be same thing with a female meatgazer.

ranier wolfcastle -

WHAT ABOUT FEMALE FIGHTERS?!?!?!?




Kizer isn't interested in them.

Penis is his focus.

I don't see what the big deal is since this is a security practice that has been used with urine testing for years.