orbit -
Trianglegirl, nice to meet you. What's a nice gal like you hanging around two mega sluts like Geoff and Cheng?
lachlan - Any and all sundays are still open mat. I know this week we will be missing our big friendly giant as he will be at the ADCC trials in jersey but there will still be some folks looking to grapple.
PS i guess i look a little feminine in those photos but i can't hold a candle to the hotness that is trianglegrrrl
triangle girl, remember the reverse axe kick I demonstrated before I departed? Well that bad boy blew out my zipper. I was forced to walk with my travel bag in front of my crotch, then I dipped into the KFC and went into the washroom and Macgyver'd the shit out of that zipper.Definitely one of my low points.
I just read that to a friend and she laughed out loud. So did I, but I didn't want to say that.
At the time I wanted to laugh but I was in the moment of "damn this is inconvenient!"
Some street ruffians rudely asked me for change as I walked into the KFC, I was tempted to move the gym bag aside and say "here, see if you can milk a quarter out of this" but I refrained.
There was a lot of pubic hair in that KFC washroom. Somebody should let the management know.
orbit i heart you. i have nothing to add to your story except that the threat of your axe kick is no longer on par with MR norris' as he has stretchy groin pants for more kicking range.
A gogoplata is no defense against an axe kick, Mr. Purple Belt Smarty Pants. No defense at all.
I can't gogo anyone. My knees are weak and girly just like my torso apparently is. the closest i can come is to licking my own big toe.
the best part of this thread is all of it.
lachlan - I can't gogo anyone. My knees are weak and girly
lachlan -
the closest i can come is to licking my own big toe.
i believe that by those criteria robin is already a black belt. I mean i am pretty sure that those french tips didn't just appear by magic. Also just heard a rumour that he in fact cuts people's hair with only his feet and then towels them off with a rag which bares a slight resemblance to a very worn wonder women costume.
PS you can get syphilis from looking at orbit and when done in the magic petri dish of a KFC washroom you get super HIV.
As expected, this conglatutory post has turned into a filthy trainwreck of epic proportions. Please continue.
I wont deny the syphilis but the super hiv is a lie, HIV can't survive in the bizarre KFC washroom lighting.
Lachlan has genital warts that look like chicken mcnuggets.
I'm hurt danimal. I only told you about those in hopes of erotically attracting you into the nether regions of my gonads. I know that someone who can truffle shuffle like you could never resist mcnuggets even if they're a little warty and only come with a yellowish, let's call it honey mustard, crust... I mean dipping sauce.
My boobs are also bigger than Lachlan's.
Congrats on the purple.
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You crossed the line when you brought honey mustard into this.
I'm sorry I forgot that honey mustard is your mom's stage name
I know none of you and yet this is my favorite thread in a long time..........
keep up the good work
I guess there's something good coming from the east ;-)
coop
lachlan - I'm sorry I forgot that honey mustard is your mom's stage name