Last Item You Bought Goes Up Your Ass

How fucked are you? Lol!

I bought gas on the way home from work. I'm fucked 

It's already in my butt right now!

 

Peanuts.  They got to my butt from my mouth though.


Chicken and Lamb over rice from the halal cart by my job

The largest smart water the airport sold.... Normal Wednesday 

I’m going to have a hard time jamming this automated car wash in there, but at least my colon will be cleansed.

ironically a pair of rubber gloves that go almost to the elbow

7,500 piece millenium falcon lego...do I have to build it then stick it up there, or can I stick it up one piece at a time?

Extra large black coffee from Tim's.

I don't want an extra large black anything up my ass.

Bang energy drink. Ouch....

6 pack of beer.

I’m gonna drink them first.

John Dougherty -

Bang energy drink. Ouch....

Nothin a little spit cant fix!

ABCTT Dos - 


6 pack of beer.



I’m gonna drink them first.


hahahaha

These are fucking awesome!!!

John Dougherty -

Bang energy drink. Ouch....

Bang indeed

TFK_likatiga -

7,500 piece millenium falcon lego...do I have to build it then stick it up there, or can I stick it up one piece at a time?

Whatever tickles your taint sweet boy!

Just picked up a bunch of hulk bars from my friend. I think I win this thread.

God damn lt. Can of grizzly wintergreen pouches. I'll report back if I dont die. I always loved you og. Even when you touched me in my boxer briefs. I always loved you.

Linesman's pliers.

I think that Chick-Fil-A chicken nugget won't be as bad as I expect.