I always say :
"My style is Kawasaki Ninja".
It confuses the shit out of people's.
What you say
No real words just a gentle wimper
brb followed by...what happened, did I win?
Hahaha good stuff !
SAY GOODNIGHT
UGCTT_Fillthy -"when I knock you out, I'm gonna rape you."
"I'm gonna beat you 'til you beg me to fuck you"
exchange between douchebag and myself outside a pizza shop in Arizona many years ago.
Awesome!
Tell my wife I love her
Last thing I do is turn to my coach and say " can you believe there gonna let me fight this guy?" true story
1) I did not come to the river for this shit!
2) Im not fucking!
3) Let me bang bro!
4) I do let you bang bro!
5) Not say anything, just gradually crouch into turtle guard and scamper slowly toward them sideways like an elderly injured crab...
LOL these are hilarious!
bacon19 - Last thing I do is turn to my coach and say " can you believe there gonna let me fight this guy?" true story
I lold hard on that one. Thank you sir
I hate fighting in bitch mittens
"Don't do none of that gay wrestling shit homie" - after a few beers and the 209 starts to come out
"I'll fuck you till you love me, f**got!"
-mike tyson
"Ever have your shit pushed in?"
I personally like Bruce Lee quote " my art is fighting without fighting" before sending that dude to the boat.
Not Today
"Marquess of Queensberry rules, I assume?"
"You ever go night-night nigga?!"