If you're coming than come on. 
"I can't vote you off so I'm gonna beat you off"
Stan Dan Wang - "not in the face"
lol
I'm bout to wipe the taters off your plate boy.
I'm gonna drop you like a toilet seat. 
When the ref brings us to the center of the cage I look my opponent dead in the eye with a serious face and say "he's here, watching us" and walk away
TheOne - "You ever go night-night nigga?!"
Lol. You gon' learn today...
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TheOne - "You ever go night-night nigga?!"
LOL
Perfect for this thread.
GET IN MY GUARD!!!!!!
shakes hand
"Nice to meet you"
"Next guy to hit me is a homo."
Awesome
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dhughes - Guy shirtless in a 7-11 parking lot with 4 of his buddies, all much bigger than me, mad because I gave them a look for nearly running me off the road in his mom's 80K mercedes: "You gotta fucking problem, bro?"
Me: "Yes, my kids are waiting for me to come home and you all look like you want to hurt me."
Guy puts shirt back on. All his buddies immediately look at the ground and get back in their car.
I go home to my kids.
True story. They had obviously mistaken for me as one of their peers. I'm a young looking 36 year old.
Thats some serious reverse psychology voodoo shit right there. Love it.
Don't go ninjin nobody don't need ninjin
Kings21 -dhughes - Guy shirtless in a 7-11 parking lot with 4 of his buddies, all much bigger than me, mad because I gave them a look for nearly running me off the road in his mom's 80K mercedes: "You gotta fucking problem, bro?"
Me: "Yes, my kids are waiting for me to come home and you all look like you want to hurt me."
Guy puts shirt back on. All his buddies immediately look at the ground and get back in their car.
I go home to my kids.
True story. They had obviously mistaken for me as one of their peers. I'm a young looking 36 year old.
Thats some serious reverse psychology voodoo shit right there. Love it.
Yea this is great
Ram Rod - When the ref brings us to the center of the cage I look my opponent dead in the eye with a serious face and say "he's here, watching us" and walk away
LOL
I'm a peel your muffing cap back, blue!
Ram Rod - When the ref brings us to the center of the cage I look my opponent dead in the eye with a serious face and say "he's here, watching us" and walk away
That is great!
I quietly mutter, "You can't afford to get all loose in your shit-pussy, not in this economy."