Leave Your Women at Home.....

...when you go out to watch MMA.Thanks guys.

Now I am not talking about serious old school female fans. But I am talking about the TUF bandwagon, loud-talking, purse-and-makeup girls. They know EVERYTHING about MMA and will yell at the screen and give you pointers about what xYZ fighter should be doing.

I was at a bar watching yesterday's UFC, and this puffy-haired club girl was telling her friends how Crocop and Rampage were going to lose because they have not fought a "UFC fighter before".

Please die now.

thanks

I'd rather have a girl waxing idiotic about the fight than the situation I was in last night: big party where all the guys were fixated on the screen and all the girlfriends were drunk and just babbling away with each other about purses and clothers and shit. Not a single male voice could be heard (including the UFC announcers'), just a cacophanous lip-flapping noise orgy from the damn girls.

Was she hot?

I wear makeup, I carry a purse, but I am not the kind of girl you are talking about. I went to Hooters by myself last night to watch the fight, as I often do having just moved to this town a few months ago, and not really knowing too many people. I wore my Cro Cop hoodie, which to me still kinda seems like wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see, but still an acceptable move because people wear their teams' shirts to sporting events. Anyway, these meathead homos across the bar were making fun of me for getting into the fight, yelling at the TV, etc. (like everyone in the bar was doing). Especially during the Sanchez fight, when they were making fun of Cro Cops shorts and pulling for Sanchez.

In the end, they were the ones drinking Blue Moon with orange slices in it. Nothing more satisfying that seeing muscled up retards "fruiting" their beer.

..."just a cacophanous lip-flapping noise orgy from the damn girls"

It was so bad at the party I attended that I had to stand next to the tv to hear some of the post-fight commentary

Hey Armbar! I read your MySpace page and I thought you might like to see this Pride HL clip. If you haven't seen it already, that is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ig-K4s4CfU

The best HL reel I've ever seen. I figured you'd dig it.

Armbar, you are my kinda girl

btw: Fruiting beer is indeed a queen move

"herd them into another room, put chair under doorhandle"

lol

"a cacophanous lip-flapping noise orgy from the damn girls"

--Lol, that was poetry my friend. One of the most beautiful things I've ever read on the UG!

Any of those kind of girls should be seen and not heard, in addition to all the "porn stars" and "models" seen throughout the UFC audience. Honestly, they don't serve a purpose much more than arm candy and a warm, wet hole anyway. It's not as if they are enlightening anyone with their sagelike wisdom. Girls like that are objects, not people, and I see no problem in treating them as such. That's not to say that pretty girls in the UFC audience are ALL these kind of girls, but you can easily pick out the offending ones by their trashy look. I call it "American Slut"; easily identifiable for observant Americans and international visitors alike. You can like them and want to fuck them all you want, but please don't delude yourself or anyone else into thinking that they matter in any way other than that, or that they should be talking at ALL.

In general, I believe everyone should have an IQ test at the age of 21, and if you score lower than average intelligence and there is no way any manner of education will help you, you should be sterilized and rendered mute.

I had to crack the whip last night with my uncle`s new girlfriend.She understood and had no problem with it (keep in mind the UFC was on at my house)

Armbar...no disrespect but could you type "warm wet hole" again but this time ....slowly?

"herd them into another room, put chair under doorhandle"
HAHAHAHA

damn Elbowgoouch! you cracked me up with that one...LOL

just offer a free mma clinic after the show...either youll score or they piss off..works every time!

P

Pete, it doesn't have to be a clinic, just an offer to help them with their guard work.

My Girlfriend likes to come with me to watch the UFC and then hang out with the other gf's and wives in the kitchen or another room and chat.

It's working out great.

As a girl, I like to watch MMA with no talking or interruptions during the actual fights. It didn't work out so well for me last night at Hooters with some Indian guy trying to chat me up about who I was pulling for and how the fights worked and getting coffee afterwards. I was a total bitch. Sorry Raj, but just because I was polite during the pre-fight loops doesn't mean I want to chat during the show.

We have a few girls at our club who come out to watch so it's not all guys here and girls there. Sometimes they bring their bf's who are not into fighting and they hang in other rooms too.

I like it because the people watching the show are left alone to watch the PPV.