Legal questions you're afraid to ask

Is it legally safer to punch, slap, shove, taze, pepper spray, or rear naked your "partner" to sleep to defend yourself in a domestic dispute? 

Is it legal to have sex with a 16 year old if she has progeria?

Chloroform doesn't leave any marks

Soup and Beer -

Is it legal to have sex with a 16 year old if she has progeria?

Omg

Soup and Beer - 

Is it legal to have sex with a 16 year old if she has progeria?



Officer, with the dentures, it sounded like she said she was 60! She looks at least 60!

Stand your ground or run away?

DFW3 - 

Chloroform doesn't leave any marks


Carbon Monoxide: 


Odorless and Colorless! 

Is it legal to have sex with a step-mom or step-sister?

AnotherFailedTest - 

Stand your ground or run away?


You know you have a good shot at "stand your ground" ending the chance of being prosecuted when the cop sprinkles some crack on the guy you just shot. 

The Original SST - 

Is it legal to have sex with a step-mom or step-sister?


9 out of the 10 websites I visit with my pants off say yes!

If I have memories of touching myself as a child, am I viewing kiddie porn in my mind?

DaveFu -

Is it legally safer to punch, slap, shove, taze, pepper spray, or rear naked your "partner" to sleep to defend yourself in a domestic dispute? 

That's easy.  Don't.  Lock yourself in the bathroom or leave and call the cops.  Record everything.  Remove all weapons from the premises.


Get the kids to a safe place or just walk away if there arnt any to worry about. 

The Original SST -

Is it legal to have sex with a step-mom or step-sister?

You're good to go.

ABCTT_zebers3 - 

If I have memories of touching myself as a child, am I viewing kiddie porn in my mind?


I'm sorry your only "statuatory" sexual encounters included yourself. 


You clearly were an ugly and unpopular child. 



 

xNate - 
DaveFu -

Is it legally safer to punch, slap, shove, taze, pepper spray, or rear naked your "partner" to sleep to defend yourself in a domestic dispute? 

That's easy.  Don't.  Lock yourself in the bathroom or leave and call the cops.  Record everything.  Remove all weapons from the premises.

Get the kids to a safe place or just walk away if there arnt any to worry about. 


 


Obviously, that would be the optimal solution!


 


I am asking which of all the rest of the non-lethal choices is the least legally shitty. They all are sucky. 


DON'T DO ANY OF THOSE TO YOUR DOMESTIC PARTNER!!


 


 

Although most of us that train use choking as a safer alternative to striking, choking is generally considered a higher level of force because it can induce death. Pushing is a lower level than slapping or punching because it is unlikely to cause pain. The best answer is walk away.  The courts will consider your size, strength and perceived ability vs the person against whom you are using force against.  Was using force necessary?  In most cases of man vs woman, no. Walk away if you can. If you're in an a abusive relationship get out. If I had to defend myself against a woman in a domestic setting, I'd seek to control the arms as weapons only if necessary and get away.  Even in cases where you are justified, mandatory arrest laws for domestic violence can royally fuck your life up. 

Can an animal ever consent?

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buddie - 

Although most of us that train use choking as a safer alternative to striking, choking is generally considered a higher level of force because it can induce death. Pushing is a lower level than slapping or punching because it is unlikely to cause pain. The best answer is walk away.  The courts will consider your size, strength and perceived ability vs the person against whom you are using force against.  Was using force necessary?  In most cases of man vs woman, no. Walk away if you can. If you're in an a abusive relationship get out. If I had to defend myself against a woman in a domestic setting, I'd seek to control the arms as weapons only if necessary and get away.  


What about an "Irish Whip into the Turnbuckle" followed up with a "Alabama Jam Leg Drop"

jcblass - 
buddie - 

Although most of us that train use choking as a safer alternative to striking, choking is generally considered a higher level of force because it can induce death. Pushing is a lower level than slapping or punching because it is unlikely to cause pain. The best answer is walk away.  The courts will consider your size, strength and perceived ability vs the person against whom you are using force against.  Was using force necessary?  In most cases of man vs woman, no. Walk away if you can. If you're in an a abusive relationship get out. If I had to defend myself against a woman in a domestic setting, I'd seek to control the arms as weapons only if necessary and get away.  

What about an “Irish Whip into the Turnbuckle” followed up with a “Alabama Jam Leg Drop”

Only one man could do that, and you ain't Beautiful Bobby Jack!

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Is it fraud to put a college degree you didn't earn on a resume? Or just unethical?