Lets say you are in the cavalry and have to poop

So for some reason you are in the cavalry chasing indians and queers across the plains and you have to take a shit. Do you politely pull your horse to the side and wait for everyone to pass then dismount and shit? Do you just pull over and shit right in front of everyone? Do you have to ask permission first? How does this whole thing work where you are riding with 100 guys and a wagon train coming up behind and you are on the open prairie?

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"Hey look at that feller shittin in the tumbleweeds"

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Lift ass and shit while riding. Why do you think they wear chaos? Phone Post 3.0

White man left one behind. We call him Dances with Beans.

 

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Open a saddle bag, swivel dismount into side mount and deposit. This is why I never wear pants under my chaps when riding.

Their diet was terrible

So the odds of their weekly shit happening during a chase were low... Phone Post 3.0

Sheriff, I have to have a movement!

Pratty - Their diet was terrible

So the odds of their weekly shit happening during a chase were low... Phone Post 3.0
Not a lot of fiber. Probably constipated a lot. Phone Post 3.0

Harlem Savoy - 
Pratty - Their diet was terrible

So the odds of their weekly shit happening during a chase were low... Phone Post 3.0
Not a lot of fiber. Probably constipated a lot. Phone Post 3.0


beans, corn and more beans.