If any of the chicks in the University’s hottest sorority would like to engage each other in drunken, coked fueled and lingerie clad pillow fights on an oversized bed with a mirror on the ceiling that may or may not devolve into a MFF threesome or MFFF foursome… well I’d like to be University member facilitating the pillow fights.
I resent being typecast. Enough.
I can do sex education. Just give me a chance.
Fair enough, tell ya what: briefly provide us with a synopsis of how copulation occurs in the least lay terms possible. Then we talk.
Do you agree with Randy Marsh’s formula for adjusted penis size?
Well, I’m already clearly out of my depth.
Perhaps Home Ed class? I make good brownies.
Canadian cant be Med ? Get yourselves a messican… cheaper.
I volunteer to be the Dean of the College of Moral Turpitude and serve as an assistant co-ed varsity wrestling coach under our Theater Dept. Professor Erik Apple and Creative Writing/Theater/Human Sexuality professor Tyler Knight. There’s only one hat that Professor Knight never wears professionally.
Tyler should be head of arts and shafts… for obvious reasons…
So you can be the first one in line to take that class?
Jack Carter, Anthony Weiner, and Fighting can run the Transgender studies dept.
Rumblefish would be their first graduate for sure.
I’m the dean …fuck yo shit…
I believe we have a discrepancy on who exactly is the head of Arts & Shafts.
I’m full hard now