A lot of liberal policies and opinions are based on self-hatred, and it leads to people who hate this country trying to become President so they can punish their own country.
But even though they tried to attack and tear down everything good in the world, they still weren't satisfied. They were missing something, so they had to break it down to the most basic level.
"What is all life on Earth made of?"
"Well, it's carbon-based life."
"Then carbon is what we hate! Hate it, tax it, ban it!"
Are you retarded? 
That is impressive. If I were trying to sound as stupid as possible, I don't think I could come up with anything nearly as asinine. The combination of ignorance, illogic, and arrogance is breathtaking. If you believe any of that, then you may be the first person in history with a negative IQ.
I ate some delicious hummus last night. It tasted nothing lile refried beans. 
I'm trying to find the angle as to why this could even be considered humorous but I just can't.
The hummus lobby is one of the biggest threats to our republic.
FAB has flown too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
QuadAces - If you believe any of that, then you may be the first person in history with a negative IQ.
So you don't believe that all life on Earth is carbon-based.
Cool story, thank you for reminding me what kind of people disagree with me.
"It's Time for a Carbon Tax" - The New Yorker
They're going to tax carbon, which is what we're all made of. Great idea. They call carbon a pollutant. That means WE are what they want to "clean up". Then they're going to talk about "carbon footprints" when actually ALL footprints are carbon footprints, because all living feet are carbon-based.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbon_Pollution_Reduction_Scheme
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbon_tax
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbon_pricing
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbon_pricing_in_Australia
Carbon pricing? I hope I'll be able to afford the carbon which makes up the structure of my body
Failed troll attempt. Stick to hummus.
It's a simple concept, calling it a troll doesn't change the facts.
Fact: Carbon has been demonized by neo-Marxists
Fact: All of us are made of carbon
Conclusion: neo-Marxists are the enemies of all life
LOL BRO.......I LIKE A GOOD TROLL THREAD AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY.........HELL I'LL EVEN HELP YOU IF ITS GOOD ENOUGH.........BUT THIS IS A FAIL BROFESSIONAL..........PACK IT IN AND CALL IT A NIGHT.
Whether I'm a troll or not, I'm still made of carbon. If carbon is pollution, then we'll have to kill every living thing on the planet in order to "clean it up".
Troll thread fails.
You're basic lack of understanding of how elements actually work leads me to believe that a) you are indeed trolling or b) during your high school chemistry class you were behind the building sucking da cock.
QuadAces - That is impressive. If I were trying to sound as stupid as possible, I don't think I could come up with anything nearly as asinine. The combination of ignorance, illogic, and arrogance is breathtaking. If you believe any of that, then you may be the first person in history with a negative IQ.
My new copy and paste
LFTM - Troll thread fails.
You're basic lack of understanding of how elements actually work leads me to believe that a) you are indeed trolling or b) during your high school chemistry class you were behind the building sucking da cock.
I ask you to show one thing about this thread that shows me to lack understanding of how elements work.
If you cannot meet this challenge, then please withdraw from the conversation and admit that what you said, no man of worth would say.
I accept your silence as an admission of your lack of manhood.
Great thread. Would read again.