looking for something in March or April. No idea where, or against who. Or even what org. Just training and waiting on a phone call.
I will say this though. I intend to be in fight shape and on weight a week before the UFC in Toronto. Why? Cause you just never fucking know.
If you don't get anything, and you're fight ready come Toronto UFC time, I'll be your Huckleberry...
It'll be at a catch weight of 185-260lbs.
JHR - If you don't get anything, and you're fight ready come Toronto UFC time, I'll be your Huckleberry...
It'll be at a catch weight of 185-260lbs.
You're on, fucker!
Special rules, though.
First round will be the beer round. Round two, vodka. If you make it that far, we finish with tequila for round three. I guaruntee this one won't go the distance!
signs contract
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR....
This could go the distance!
No way, Dougie! I'm gonna finish that handsome, loud mouthed bastard in the third round. Or, the tequila round, if you prefer!
edited to include handsome
I noticed you left out handsome.
You are forgiven this time.
*just noticed the above edit * :)
It'd be great to see you on the Toronto card Joe. I've done shots while doing boxing sparring before, (birthday beatdown) definitely adds another element. Any ideas for the 'deeper waters' of the championship rounds?
Not sure what to do for the fourth round, but round five should definitely be naked. No one likes to fight naked. It's a true test of one's determination.
For example, if my fight with JHR was a 5 round title fight, and he somehow managed to survive the tequila round and the fourth... I doubt very much I'd be excited to answer the bell for the naked fifth round.
Interesting...
For all those guys that are on the "BJJ is gay" bandwagon this would be a real test. I mean two drunk, sweaty dudes rolling naked? There is probably a re-sale market for that somewhere I bet.
Perversely enough, your definitely right. Everyone talks about overcoming any obstacle, but it would take some serious mental toughness to focus on the defence for a triangle choke in that scenario.
On the bright side you could just use the classic, "Hey I was so drunk I don't even know what happened," line.
Mexico sounds great. Welcome back. Good luck with the chick if you called her.
Didn't call the girl. Met another one this weekend. Probably won't call her, either. What I DID do today, was lift weights. Heavy ones. I lifted them up, and put them down. It was a pretty good time.
You know, I think I've been doing weights all wrong. I'm really good at putting them down, but I eventually run out of weights on the higher racks to put down. I didn't know lifting them up was part of the process.
Yeah dude, you're only getting half the benefits if you do it like that.
I look at them sometimes and think about lifting them and then don't. What benefits do I get from such activities?
Your common sense increases +10
I did some boxkicking this evening. It's good to be back at work, folks. WOOooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Real men boxkick with actual WEIGHTS in boxes.
It's like lifting weights for your feet.
You'll get there one day son....
Some famous box kickers below.
Usually the weakest of the group have black eyes and marks like below.
Semi famous box licker?
My ONLY recorded loss Doerksen....
Legit badass 1983
Your Kung Fu is no good here.
Damn JHR, always messing with me. I'm gonna nutkick that fat bastard. Hard.
Did conditioning this morning. Woo!