List of possible people I may actually be..... (J. Merridew)

I’ve ranked these people in terms of relevance and social standing from top to bottom:

If anyone guesses right, I’ll come forward.

DFW
Shane Carwin
Todd Duffee
Joe Lauzon
John Morgan
Kirik
Chris Palmquist
Charlie Zelenoff
Junie Browning
Ray Elbe
LayzieTheSavage
Bloodstain Lane
Trap Gambino
Touch
Malvert The Janitor
Bucky Boyd
Winston Wolf
ConorWinsTheRematch
Ministry of Truth

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Thanks for stopping by and caring enough to let me know you don’t care.

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That list is awesome. I’d be blown away by some of those if they turned out to be true.

So let me get this straight. Let’s say I pick the first person in the list, and then we just go thru the list one at a time, like reading off the ABC’s… when we finally get to THE ONE, you’ll say ‘yep that’s it’?

touch

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Ooh ooh I gotta good guess!!

Ask me!!

Touch is a good guess.

Talks about Russian fighters constantly. Seems to enjoy the subject of Khabib’s muslimness, but on the other hand he seems a lot more docile and kind than this in-your-face Jack Merridew character. It COULD be the right answer. I feel it would cheapen the thread if I were to give it away so fast, so I’m just going let it ride.

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List people who give a shit;

  1. No one
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Fuzzy Zoeller

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5i4sv

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Well I know who but somebody already answered,…

We dont give a fuckity fuck fuck fuck!!

“Jack MountainDew! Stop playing make believe online and go to bed!” - Mama MountainDew

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Just tell us already.

Bloodstain Lane

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This guy really needs validation.

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Rose McGowan

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Your posts do come off as a whiny angry little bitch. So, Malvert would make sense.

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I’m gonna go by apparent IQ. My guess is Mike Perry

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