List of possible people I may actually be..... (J. Merridew)

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D.B Cooper

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Hey guiz we don’t give a shit who you are bu bu pweeeeeaaase tell us.

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I honestly don’t care. So go ahead and never tell us.

IDGAF

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Are you sure?

I was just about to melt heads with my reply.

Okay then,

suit yourselves.

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I don’t actually think you’re an alt even though a lot of others say you are. You know too much about Terrorist Top Team to be the kind of pussy that hides behind alts (sorry KJ).

Edit: where do I collect prize?

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Is it BSL?

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Gotta Be LayzieNotSavage

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If you are any of those people, it wouldn’t affect the general low quality of your posts

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He’s all Christian religious guy these days. He’s been training at boxing gym as of late. He doesn’t have time to troll the UG.

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Ben Askren!

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Zipplokk

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Rick Storm!

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That would be a shit storm!

(waits silently for a reaction that would indicate it’s DEFINITELY Rick)

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I spoke to Storm 2 days ago. He probably is not Marry Doo. Hes a bucking bronco now. Yeeeeeehawwwwww

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Miss him around here.

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yeah I lived by him in PDX for 2 years and he never spilled what happened.

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Feels like he got fed up with the top men not giving a fuck about the site.

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could be

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