So littleguy chose to live his own life instead of making a fool of himself so some crazy people on a internet forum can relive their fucking prom through him. The horror!
So what about the great stories littleguy would have been able to tell later? It would probably go like this:
X: So how was your prom?
littleguy: I went with a stripper from Ohio to prom.
X: Cool. Where did you know that stipper from?
littleguy: I knew her from some internet forum.
X: From an internet forum? And she came ll the way from Ohio? Wasn´t that a little bit expensive.
littleguy: No, it didn´t cost me anything, some dudes from the forum payed for her flight.
X: What? Why did they?
littleguy: I guess they thought it was funny.
X: So you went with a stripper you knew only from some internet forum to the prom and some folks you never met payed for her flight!
X: What kind of forum is that?
littleguy: It´s the off-topic part of a martial arts forum, you know I´m into BJJ.
X: Are you that well at BJJ, or why did they do that for you?
littleguy: Well, I basically grew up with that forum, so I was their little buddy.
X: These guys must be real losers. Didn´t they have a own life?
Conclusio: Internet folklore doesn´t make you cool in real life.