Fake fight vs real fight. Context
Yes, I posted that in jest. It’s fun.
Fucking hamburger connoisseur over here going off about a waitresses opinion of “whatever’s most popular” instead of ordering precisely what he wants.
GOAT cheese, Brioche is French (broche is “idiot” in Portuguese, brioche is knitting), offensive onions…?
The waitress is obviously an Anderson Silva fan and served his ass that burger just to watch him cry over it.
This isn’t KFC, AND STILL you’re uppity ass can’t have fries with gravy and ketchup.