Loofah, sponge, washcloth? What do you use?

I can't for the life of me get this right.  I mean, how fucking hard should it be?  The loofah's I use are usually out of the pack that the girlfriend uses.  These things start to come apart after about 5-6 uses.  Is there a premium pack of these things or something?   Washcloths just dont seem to work for me.  I dont know how people get these things to lather up, but I just cant do it.  I guess I was never taught how to wash correctly or something and this pisses me off.  I have tried the sponges but I can never get these things to dry properly even after squeezing the shit out of them. 

 

Am I touched or something when it comes to washing myself?  I feel like an idiot even asking this shit, but I figured I would ask here instead of around people.  Kinda hard to work this into a normal conversation.

loofah

I use soap.

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