Look At This Next Time You Decide To Masturbate

Meh, I’ve fapped to worse.

and…done

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First one was better lol.

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Gurf found Jesus?

Just as I was beginning to miss Detective Fuck…

Your threads fucking suck

No you didn’t read it right. Read psalm 67 and you’ll understand

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Fuck Jesus, you can tell the cunt I said that.

I believe in the good prince!

I see why you got banned from the UG now

Now listen here FUCKER DONT TALK TO ME LIKE IM A MEAT CUNT……

Oh no. I’m sorry. What have i done? JESUS WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR ME TO STICK TO THE RIGHTEOUS PATH?

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Throwing words like that out there and talking about church and the righteous path are you for real OP lol

NO IT WAS A MISTAKE! How do I delete it?

Is god calling jizz abnormal? Hey fuck you god, you made the jizz.
Hypocrite!

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Sinner! SHE IS DECRYING THE NUNHOOD! FUCKING MEAT SLUT CUNT BITCH FUCKING TWO DOLLAR SPIDER PUSSY BITCH!

KEEP THAT FUCKING CUM INSIDE!

No….WHATS HAPPENING TO ME?!?

JESUS PLEASE FORGIVE ME

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Jesus is at all my sessions.

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Im gonna leave this one alone.
But im laughing.

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