M. Obama's B-Day Is Tomorrow, What To Get Her?

First Lady's Birthday is tomorrow what do you think would be a good present for her?

A studio quality Chewbacca mask.













Oh to late. Phone Post 3.0

A husband that's not a fag Phone Post 3.0

A new uterus.

a new head and body

jelly of the month club

A banana Phone Post 3.0

"M. Obama's B-Day Is Tomorrow, What To Get Her?"

vinegar & water

Anal beads. Phone Post 3.0

Big White Dildo

What do you get this woman?

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i'd probably get her a cake, it would mostly likely say "happy 50th" or something like that.

NRA membership

Her first BBC

Cookie Monster - A banana Phone Post 3.0

she does support eating healthy

Stu Cazzo - A husband that's not a fag Phone Post 3.0

this too

WhiskeyWithered - A one way plane ticket for her and her family to north Korea. Phone Post 3.0

haha, there are lots of good gift ideas in this thread

Dick pics. It's something we can all afford. Phone Post 3.0

a blue name

A ball gag to shut her up Phone Post 3.0