Mackenzie Dern is a single mom now

If not for your mother, you’d still be a virgin.

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Ele a deixou porque seu sotaque brasileiro era um desvio.

Mixed babies are so cute :slight_smile:

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If only they had present fathers

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I guess she can marry me.

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If she starts dating me will she sound like a redneck in interviews? Will my wife allow this? So many questions racing through my mind

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Sometimes, then sometimes their hair look like dirty feather dusters

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definitely DOESN’T look like a Real Housewife.

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Like I said earlier in the thread, she will find an idiot that will pay full price for that.

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All I know is the account of another world class bjj competitor who said when your competing against Mackenzie, you’re just grabbing a handful of titties the whole time.

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Ok nice guy

I don’t get it, she’s a 6 on her best day.

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That depends on where you live. I live right outside chicago so she’s a solid 8-9 to me.

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I live in your mom’s house and she’s a 1000 compared to that wolf

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That’s a Louisiana 9 right there my friend.

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She’s mid bro

@ArmanTsarukyandMyButthole420 what do you think of this chick? Are you ready to jump into her guard?

Ok nerd. She’s a 10 body with a 7 face.

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Well how terrible is the pussy that Carlito had to bounce? Dude was all about that nutjob before the kid. He even fought one of her trainer’s lol

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