Make up the Worst Nickname you can

Think of the worst MMA nickname a specific fighter could possibly have and post it. So far I got:

Jens "The Pulverizer" Pulver
Junior "Uno" Dos Santos
Jon "The Finch" Fitch
Anderson "Gold or" Silva

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George "looking at my bulge...LOOK AT IT!" St Pierre Phone Post

"Thrillbert" melendez







Or is that the best? Phone Post

Brock "Brock lesnar" Lesnar Phone Post

Cain "sugar" valesquez Phone Post

Mark "o-polo" Munoz Phone Post

Paul "the brown ball" Sierra Phone Post

Dan "Hendo" Henderson Phone Post

Sweet Daddy Bear - Chad "Ochocinco" Mendes





"Roary" Rory McDonald


 The Chad one's great!

Brock "the Cock" Lesnar
Jumpin Johnny Jones
Thiago "the silent H" Silva Phone Post

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Player 1 - Think of the worst MMA nickname a specific fighter could possibly have and post it. So far I got:

Jens "The Pulverizer" Pulver
Junior "Uno" Dos Santos
Jon "The Finch" Fitch
Anderson "Gold or" Silva
Gold or Silva and Uno Dos Santos made my night <img src="/images/phone/droid.png" alt="Phone Post" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;"/>


me too. well done, OP, well done.

Gegard "The Dream Catcher" Mousasi

 No disrespect, but it would suck to have a last name that rhymed with Bitch and have that as your nickname.

Just saying, hypothetically.

Frank "mirror" Mir Phone Post

Chuck "the Liceman" Liddell Phone Post

 Frank "the tu" Mur

Mauricio "feaux gun" Rua Phone Post

 BJ Penn or Paper

Donald Duck Cerrone

Josh Koshb'goshcheck

Alistair Under or Overeem

Mac And Cheese Danzig

Rain Forrest Griffin 

Ryan Master Bader Phone Post