Have to welcome my brother in law into the family, last time I spake at a wedding I was pretty lit and I didn't make too much sense but was told I spoke well although inappropriate at times ...
Looking to rock the house at this wedding and looking for tips from you esteemed gentleman :) 
Talk about all the black guys she fucked
Give him a fist pound and proclaim that after they consummate the marriage, you will both be Eskimo brothers.
The wedding's not about you bro, speak genuinely and put the couple over.
Make it funny, talk only about them and have it tie together at the end like the cutest present from the faggot you are :) 
homegrowncone -Vu bro
The wedding's not about you bro, speak genuinely and put the couple over.
Jhay - Talk about all the black guys she fucked
TTT
Bolt Vanderhuge - Make it funny, talk only about them and have it tie together at the end like the cutest present from the faggot you are :)Haha fuck that's priceless
I just gave a speech at my sister's wedding. I pulled a one hitter quitter, sienfeld and brought down the house and took a seat. I went online and youtubed several wedding speeches from brides brother lol. After doing the research i chose the best few jokes and then narrowed it down to a final joke.
I walked up and took the mic...and I said the following
I acted all nervous...."I was really nervous about this speech, I wanted to make sure to follow tradition and proper protocol, so I did a ton of research and studying. After all of my research I found one rule that should be followed always: Never ever ever have your speech last longer than the groom lasts in bed.....(wait for laughter.......then hit with) Goodnight (and just walk off.)
brought the house down.
edit: I forgot to mention, it was really boring before i did that and it really set the tone after. My sister actually thanked me after and said it got the party started and they didn't want all those boring emotional speeches.
Best way to get everyone laughing and to get people to relate to you is to start off with a racist joke. Then make some jokes about ur sis and how it was growing up with her and welcome ur bro in law into family. You want a strong finish so go back to racist jokes and pick on bro in laws family and humiliate them. This will set the mood for the night and will guarantee to be a wedding to remember.
:::::::D heres the tip. You don't want the whole thing
Tru - I just gave a speech at my sister's wedding. I pulled a one hitter quitter, sienfeld and brought down the house and took a seat. I went online and youtubed several wedding speeches from brides brother lol. After doing the research i chose the best few jokes and then narrowed it down to a final joke.That's classic.
I walked up and took the mic...and I said the following
I acted all nervous...."I was really nervous about this speech, I wanted to make sure to follow tradition and proper protocol, so I did a ton of research and studying. After all of my research I found one rule that should be followed always: Never ever ever have your speech last longer than the groom lasts in bed.....(wait for laughter.......then hit with) Goodnight (and just walk off.)
brought the house down.
edit: I forgot to mention, it was really boring before i did that and it really set the tone after. My sister actually thanked me after and said it got the party started and they didn't want all those boring emotional speeches.
In. Going to speak on my brothers wedding on Saturday!
Will give tip of cawk after pics.
Remember not to pull on your crotch while speaking
I think it would be funny if you went into a detailed story about the time you walked in on her changing.
I used to assist with wedding photography and I have seen some terrible speeches. The worst was one where the bridesmaid giving the speech went on and on about the bride's drinking problems and how much she loved her "special needs" baby (cleft pallette). Oh man. That was rough to sit through. Just don't do that and you'll be fine.
Phuckles - I used to assist with wedding photography and I have seen some terrible speeches. The worst was one where the bridesmaid giving the speech went on and on about the bride's drinking problems and how much she loved her "special needs" baby (cleft pallette). Oh man. That was rough to sit through. Just don't do that and you'll be fine.Thanks phuckles you're a true gent
I got to talk at a wedding next weekend.
Don't need tips. I'm going to rock it.
Talk about the time yall fucked over summer break in jr high