Man tries to gut Large Marge sheriff like pig VID

Should have just called a social worker.

-Dems

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He earned it but she came close to getting a posthumous citation and exhibits a concerning lack of physical qualifications for the job. 

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Harry, you’re alive! And you’re a terrible shot!

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Someone needs to go to the shooting range

 

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How do departments let their cops get THAT out of shape?

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Ruprecht -

Should have just called a social worker.

-Dems

 

lol. fuck that guy.

she did a good job clearing her weapon malfunction, too.

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WendyIDMT - 

How do departments let their cops get THAT out of shape?


And be such a lousy shot.

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Suicide by COP?

Did she miss her first ten shots 

Wonder how many houses & cars she shot.  At least 1 person.

Probably be finding bullets lodged in interesting places in the future.

 

springfield - Suicide by COP?

Looked that way.

Slap Johnson -

Did she miss her first ten shots 

Probably not, this isnt a video game where if you get shot once then your turn ends. She actually handled the situation pretty well. I dont know of i would have allowed him to get that close to me but luckily she kept a cool head on her. 

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Large Marge is a terrible shot

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I can’t imagine she missed. He was right there - I thought getting shot out you into shock right away. If he was more motivated, he could have cut her up.

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Jesus fuck she missed from 10 feet how do cops not have to qualify anymore

Is he okay?

baj54 - 
Slap Johnson -

Did she miss her first ten shots 

Probably not, this isnt a video game where if you get shot once then your turn ends. She actually handled the situation pretty well. I dont know of i would have allowed him to get that close to me but luckily she kept a cool head on her. 


She barely survived. She let him get way too close. He never stopped advancing and then just sprayed and prayed. She was trigger shy. Can't blame her in this cunty anti-cop climate though. I guess she evaded him well enough, but if he'd have had a gun, he may have got her.

I imagine that the adrenaline pumping through your veins makes easy shots much more difficult. That being said, a cop should be prepped for that.