Manly Smelling Soap

I get wicked dry skin in the winter and I need a good manly smelling soap that won't dry out my skin. What does the OG prefer to use?

Best when used after working on a '67 Camaro.

 

I urinate on myself. It lets other males know I am the alpha. Plus it's free and safe for the environment. Phone Post

rrefs - I urinate on myself. It lets other males know I am the alpha. Plus it's free and safe for the environment. Phone Post

But don't the ammonia and salts in your urine dry out your skin?

Serious answer:  I just started using this stuff last week.

 

So far, so good.  It comes in many other scents too.

 

Warning:  It will make your peen burn a bit.

 

WildFireJoe -
rrefs - I urinate on myself. It lets other males know I am the alpha. Plus it's free and safe for the environment. Phone Post

But don't the ammonia and salts in your urine dry out your skin?
Not at all. If it does, I drink it instead. That's even healthier!! Phone Post

Hocky Balboa - 


Serious answer:  I just started using this stuff last week.



 



So far, so good.  It comes in many other scents too.



 



Warning:  It will make your peen burn a bit.



 




Hocky, you're a legend, but I don't want my peen to burn.

Hocky Balboa -


Serious answer:  I just started using this stuff last week.



 



So far, so good.  It comes in many other scents too.



 



Warning:  It will make your peen burn a bit.



 



Has the words organic, hemp, and peppermint.... Not manly yo Phone Post 3.0

^^
Organic is super manly, dude.

rpribyl -
Hocky Balboa -


Serious answer:  I just started using this stuff last week.



 



So far, so good.  It comes in many other scents too.



 



Warning:  It will make your peen burn a bit.



 



Has the words organic, hemp, and peppermint.... Not manly yo Phone Post 3.0
Don't you dare speak(type) against the man, the myth, the legend, Hocky Balboa. Phone Post

Herbal Essences flower garden blossom Phone Post 3.0

MrFluffyHippo - Herbal Essences flower garden blossom Phone Post 3.0

DO I LOOK LIKE I LIKE FLOWERS!?

CAUSE I DO. THEY'RE REALLY AMAZING.

I JUST DON'T WANT TO SMELL LIKE ONE.

Irish Spring. Unless you're black Phone Post 3.0

Hocky Balboa -


Serious answer:  I just started using this stuff last week.



 



So far, so good.  It comes in many other scents too.



 



Warning:  It will make your peen burn a bit.



 



I use their liquid soap. I get the tea tree (orange label). Awesome stuff.

We should bathe together sometime. Phone Post 3.0

Just get some ivory soap. they make a bar with aloe for dry skin /thread

cheesesteak - Just get some ivory soap. they make a bar with aloe for dry skin /thread

Ivory soap does not combine well with my skin, it smells terrible on me. But I do appreciate the suggestion.

Hocky Balboa -


Serious answer:  I just started using this stuff last week.



 



So far, so good.  It comes in many other scents too.



 



Warning:  It will make your peen burn a bit.



 



This stuff is awesome. I use the liquid soap. Phone Post 3.0

WildFireJoe - 
rrefs - I urinate on myself. It lets other males know I am the alpha. Plus it's free and safe for the environment. Phone Post

But don't the ammonia and salts in your urine dry out your skin?


legit lol and moderate concern for this person's skin health. lol

Castille Soap is great, but the scent won't last after your shower.

Try http://everymanjack.com available at Target

Hate on, playa