Man's stinking farts force emergency plane landing

Anybody who's taken a long flight knows what's up. At some point, usually after meals, the stench of flatus fills the air as one of your fellow passengers has passed wind. You just tough it out, resist the urge to vomit, and carry on.

I've been the guilty party myself on occasion. Best strategy is to start looking around at others to deflect blame.

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2018/02/18/fight-over-mans-flatulence-forces-flight-to-make-emergency-landing.html

But apparently things went too far in a flight to Amsterdam.

A pilot made an emergency landing after a fight broke out over a passenger who allegedly refused to stop passing gas.

Two Dutchmen sitting next to the flatulent passenger reportedly asked the man to stop, but he refused and continued to break wind aboard the Transavia Airlines flight from Dubai to Amsterdam Schiphol.

The budget airline crew allegedly did not help the passengers after their complaints, Metro reports, leading to a fight between the men. Despite a warning from the pilot, the altercation continued and forced the airplane to be diverted to Vienna Airport, where it made an emergency landing.

SPICEJET FLIGHT DIVERTED DUE TO HORRIBLE STENCH WAFTING FROM BATHROOM

Police boarded the plane once it landed and removed two women and two men that the pilot reported as “passengers on the rampage,” Metro reports.

The women, who are sisters, that were removed from the flight are now taking the airline to court claiming they were not involved in the alternation. Nora Lacchab, a 25-year-old law student, called the removal “humiliating.”

“We had no idea who these boys were, we just had the bad luck to be in the same row and we didn’t do anything. All I will say is that the crew were really provocative and stirred things up,” Lacchab said to De Telegraph.

All four passengers were released from police custody without being charged. However, all have been banned from flying Transavia Airlines in the future.
“Our crew must ensure a safe flight. When passengers pose risks, they immediately intervene. Our people are trained for that. They know very well where the boundaries are. Transavia is therefore square behind the cabin crew and the pilots,” the airliner said in a statement.

 

Lots of times when I have to pass gass on a flight I go to the bathroom and try to let it pass there. But many times the urge is gone when I get there, so there is nothing to do but return to my seat and wait for the inevitable urge to come back. 

I'm not going to the bathroom a second time. So I just let fly, and fuck the other passengers...let them deal with it.

Nitecrawler imo.

FreightTrain - Nitecrawler imo.


Is he a well known farter?

Dudes a legend 

SpiceJet?

 

 

hahahahaha

southcraw - 

SpiceJet?

 

 

hahahahaha



Noticed that.



Probably smelled like cinnamon mixed with dogshit.

Thread title innacurate.  The fight forced the plane to land not the farts.

Mackck14 - 

Thread title innacurate.  The fight forced the plane to land not the farts.



Well, the farts caused the fight. So that was the original problem.

I love farting on planes. The plane noise is so loud it’s almost impossible to overcome that so I can just let them fly. 

Im going to Europe later this month .... I’m gonna fart for like 10 hours straight. 

clattymine - 

I love farting on planes. The plane noise is so loud it’s almost impossible to overcome that so I can just let them fly. 

Im going to Europe later this month .... I’m gonna fart for like 10 hours straight. 



Stop at a Taco Bell on your way to the airport.

blood fist - 
clattymine - 

I love farting on planes. The plane noise is so loud it’s almost impossible to overcome that so I can just let them fly. 

Im going to Europe later this month .... I’m gonna fart for like 10 hours straight. 



Stop at a Taco Bell on your way to the airport.


He wants to fart not shit his pants.

Chipotle imo.