Dana decided he was too good for the UFC after seeing the marathon start jumping kick to the hip, and the kneebreaker elbow.
Matty MO probably gets winded taking a dump.
frankiscool - Is there an actual contact address or number for him?
He keeps saying (or kept saying, 4 years ago) for Dana to contact him. Through what? His nicknames?
Where is he now? The UG wants to know.
LOL @ contacting him through his nicknames!
Matty Mo comes to the UFC with a new rule pertaining only to him.
Chill Dawg rule enables him to pause and take a break whenever he needs to do the following :
1. Change his cd player in his fight shorts, or adjust his headphones. The Mighty Mo refuses to address any technology later than 1997 and doesnt even know what a Ipod is, since he has spent the last decade deep in the jungles in Thailand refining the Kneebreaker technique.
2. Adjust his beanie or take off his NY Giants work gloves (serious training gear).
3. Drink a Redbull enthusiastically. Followed by crushing the can on Herb Deans forehead.
4. Take a hit off his inhaler.
Also,
5. Rounds will only be 53 seconds long, as any longer than that could result in death to his opponents, or to MO when he coughs his lungs up from that intense 30 second palm slap kata move.
6. He never gets Ko'ed so don't even try.
Those ridge-hands take me back. Superb technique.
ttt for later!
I can't believe that these were re-posted! Epic.
The originals were yanked from public viewing on youtube after matty caught wind that he had become a celebrity.
think hes ever used the push or kneebreaker in a fight? no. i bet the kneebreaker would break his hand.
Camera Man: "What do you think about Chuck?"
Matty Mo: "Liddell?"
NO THE OTHER CHUCK
SO many priceless bits . . .