I just wanted to let everyone know that myself and Jacob Conliffe's Mother just returned from our romantic christmas vacation in the caribbean.
She is a wonderful lady and I hope my friend jacob can accept our lustful union.
Here is a picture of us on the beach. Jacob's mom sure is a beauty...
JHR
5
Canariofellatio, I will need you dougie to be pallbearers at my funeral...
Thanks :)
What makes you think I will survive this incident???
JHR
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You are a compact individual. You will slip through the cracks.
Me ? I only slip and fall on my crack....
Rob seems to be a fairly large individual.
JHR
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Don't think Rob had that body all along...
He WAS one of my best Couch Fu students...
BB2
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Thats a great camel toe Rob is sporting there!!
I can run faster scared than maximus or Conliffe can run angry.
With this thought in mind I will be the only pallbearer at the funeral.
I hope you don't mind me dragging you guys instead of carrying you.