MAXIMUS AND JACOBS MOM

I just wanted to let everyone know that myself and Jacob Conliffe's Mother just returned from our romantic christmas vacation in the caribbean.

She is a wonderful lady and I hope my friend jacob can accept our lustful union.

Here is a picture of us on the beach. Jacob's mom sure is a beauty...

I had no part in this

lol

Best Thread Eva!!!!!!

Canariofellatio, I will need you dougie to be pallbearers at my funeral...

Thanks :)

What makes you think I will survive this incident???

You are a compact individual. You will slip through the cracks.

Me ? I only slip and fall on my crack....

Rob seems to be a fairly large individual.

Thats not Rob...

THIS is Rob...

:)

Don't think Rob had that body all along...

He WAS one of my best Couch Fu students...

:)

Thats a great camel toe Rob is sporting there!!

I can run faster scared than maximus or Conliffe can run angry.

With this thought in mind I will be the only pallbearer at the funeral.

I hope you don't mind me dragging you guys instead of carrying you.