May start grappling this week - Any tips/advice?

 As has been mentioned, make the North/South position your priority.  Once  you achieve it, hold it tight and repeat "Oh god o god o god o god o god..."

Remember that nipple twisting is a very high percentage sub. Then when they say Wtf tell them that since your nipples are hard you wanted his to be too.

LOL, ok now I can tell eye contact is a must


I figure it will go like this:

WMMA parks his groovy automobile

WMMA walks into said gym

Guido gives WMMA hairy eyeball

WMMA applies a quick two piece to grill of said guido

WMMA becomes gym owner