As has been mentioned, make the North/South position your priority. Once you achieve it, hold it tight and repeat "Oh god o god o god o god o god..."
Remember that nipple twisting is a very high percentage sub. Then when they say Wtf tell them that since your nipples are hard you wanted his to be too.
LOL, ok now I can tell eye contact is a must
GET IN MY GUARD - BO)YAH!
I figure it will go like this:
WMMA parks his groovy automobile
WMMA walks into said gym
Guido gives WMMA hairy eyeball
WMMA applies a quick two piece to grill of said guido
WMMA becomes gym owner
WMMA parks his groovy automobile
WMMA walks into said gym
Guido gives WMMA hairy eyeball
WMMA applies a quick two piece to grill of said guido
WMMA becomes gym owner