Men's Masturbation Habits To Be Regulated...

What's good for the goose...
Texas lawmaker files bill to regulate men's masturbation habits 
March 12, 2017
 
(HOUSTON, TEXAS) -- Male lawmakers in Washington, DC as well as at the state level - often older, white and well to do conservative lawmakers - have a history of trying to , and succeeding at regulating women's healthcare and reproductive issues and rights through a variety of laws enacted over the years.
 
Now, one lawmaker in Texas is fighting back fire with fire.
 
Texas State Rep. Jessica Farrar, D-Houston, filed a bill on Friday that would penalize men for "unregulated masturbatory emissions." 
 
 
It is Texas state House Bill 4260, legislation that would encourage men to remain "fully abstinent" and only allow the "occasional masturbatory emissions inside health care and medical facilities." 
 
Those "facilities" are described in the bill as the best way to ensure men's health. 
 
According to The Houston Chronicle/Chron.com, Farrar said she created the bill after getting fed up with the various legislative bills introduced by men which address women's healthcare.
 
She told the newspaper a lot of people find the bill funny but what is not funny, "Are the obstacles that Texas women face every day, that were placed there by legislatures making it very difficult for them to access healthcare."
 
Under her bill a man would face a $100 penalty for "each emission made outside of a vagina or medical facility" and such an emission would also be considered an act against an unborn child and "failing to preserve the sanctity of life."
 
And the bill doesn't end there. It also seeks to "provide men with a safe and healthy environment during vasectomies, Viagra uses and colonoscopies by creating "A Man's Right to Know" booklet that should "exactly follow the rules and procedures of the informational booklet "A Woman's Right To Know," required to be given of women terminating pregnancies."
 
Example: during the medical consultation, a doctor would verbally review the booklet with men and would also be required to administer a medically-unnecessary digital rectal exam and magnetic resonance imagining of the rectum.
 
Farrar told the newspaper she included this part of the bill to mimic the trans-vaginal ultrasound woman have when they are seeking an abortion. She also described the doctor reading the "Woman's Right To Know" pamphlet as a "guilt mechanism."

Yeah that's pretty stupid. What is the difference between a gamete, zygote, embryo, fetus, etc 

lolz. dem be trollin

Some of her male friends may mistake each other's buttholes for vaginas but that has nothing to with uteri 

based on the pic, im sure many men she went after would rather have masturbated than hookup with her

Lol liberals are so dumb, even when they are obviously trolling it doesn't even make sense.

If your trying co compare abortion to jerking off you already lost the argument.

Its cool, u can jerk it, just dont cum. Let the edging begin Texas! Yeehaw!!

Who's gonna measure ball size to determine when an emission occurs?

things to see people to do - Who's gonna measure ball size to determine when an emission occurs?

I will.

Would love to see a male Texas rep intro a bill to fine women $200. For being out of the kitchen or bedroom in retaliation.

Male representatives should propose a bill designating her house and car a legal medical facility

If this does pass the government's deficit will vanish in 1 month.

This might be the dumbest shit I've seen in a long time. 

Go to her Twitter and see all the feminists praising and thanking her for this. Fucking disgusting

she did good job exposing the double standard and pretty funny too

Women are smart and funny

disbeliever - 

I wonder what the reaction would be if someone proposed a bill to regulate female masturbation. I can't even imagine the calls of patriarch and mysogynist pigs!


Or a bill to regulate their pregnancies. Can you imagine?

Oh please pass and make it law. That would be grandmaster trolling level.

things to see people to do - Who's gonna measure ball size to determine when an emission occurs?
Maybe it will be by weight.

And if I blow my load on my wife's tits do I still get fined?