Microbial "super life" found in crystals

http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/50000yearold-microbial-super-life-found-trapped-within-crystals/

Nice knowin' ya!!

ttt

How is it "super" if it's trapped?

I can't foresee anything bad happening from us releasing it.

...an ancient evil has awoken

HurtFeelings - How is it "super" if it's trapped?
Fake germs.

It's just Superman's tv

"According to the team of NASA microbiologists that discovered them, this is all the information the public or press are allowed to receive right now."

 

So fake

Coral's Missing Eyeball -
HurtFeelings - How is it "super" if it's trapped?
Fake germs.
Is it new news or new old news? I can't read