Which islands should I visit? And should I false crack the first guy I see, or wait till someone makes eye contact with me?
First group of large Polynesian males that you see shall get false cracked. Just make sure the first one you hit goes out cold. The rest will just leave you alone. Maybe even make you their leader! Also make sure theres plenty of rocks around. Don't worry, they wont throw rocks if your run. :o)
oh man. planning on spreadin the flesh eatin strep to the islands eh?
If you guys agree to chip in for my trip, I will rub my leg on all the micros I see.
but they ARE STREP. moot imo.
false every micro you see:)
Good place to learn how to swim is at Sandy Beach or Makapu'u...
Also, should I paddle out to ask the friendly locals alot of questions in the line up?
no need to talk tot them. just try, as much as possible, to get in front of them on the wave. its a sign of respek here
good idea, that way they will be able to watch me surf, and they will know I am good. East coast styleee.
Don't forget to surf whith Aloha. Aloha is sharing, so share the waves. Make sure if someone is on a wave to get on it also to share the Aloha of that wave.
it helps if u yell, "HOOEY!", at everyone. also "WOT?!", goes over well when saying hello
Should I wear my haoleboy can scrap shirt everyday, so people know I am a badass?
it might help, but even better if u make direct piercing I contact w every local male u see. staring = polite
so which islands should I visit? what should I do for sure? Anything to avoid?
Kahoolawe island is a must see. Lots of bjj schools, chics and nice beaches. Airline tickets are very low right now to Kahoolawe. Check on-line.
you got beef with me cuz?
how about one of those cruises around the islands? Are they any good?
Good way to catch stomach virus imo
Also good way to have hot sex with senior citizens
lol @ cruise in hawaii. just take the ferry. :)