So I’m not a big fan of Milo anymore, he redpilled me in 2016 but got kind of queenish and cringey since then. Recently he underwent successful gay conversion therapy, and he shared one of the benefits: by not bottoming for his now ex husband, he has found that his ability to pass gass through flatulence has returned.
Thing is, who knew this was a thing, that the pounding somehow affect ones guts so they stop farting because the gas is constantly escaping in a trickle and never builds up into a full gust.
Turns out all those jokes about recognizing gays by their trumpet farts had no basis in reality. Big loud farts are actually a sign of a tight clamping anus.