Misheard song lyrics?

Have any good examples of song lyrics you misheard? Watching Coach Carter and this song came on: Citizen Cope- Let The Drummer kick That - YouTube

Thought it was saying let the drama kid die, and when I searched that on youtube the song was the first result, so I don’t think I’m the only one.

I also thought CCR’s bad moon on the rise was bathroom on the right when I was a kid.

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"And little early birdy gave my anus curly wurly and asked me if i needed a ride "

I live my life by these lyrics

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hahah I heard that in my head as I read it. Great first example, love that song.

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blinded by the light, woke up mumble a deuce mumble boner in the night

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scuse me while I kiss this guy

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Comfortably Numb

Misheard: There is no pain you are receiving.

Actual lyric: There is no pain you are receding.

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Citizen Cope is actually very good background music.

I remember mishearing Reznor while drunk years ago and I can’t not hear it that way now.

“I think I used to have a porpoise”

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But that might have been a seam.

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WAKE UP!

(wake up)

GRANDMA’S PUTTIN ON A LITTLE MAKEUP

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They don’t ride like that anymore.
Bitches don’t ride like that anymore.

Actual lyrics from The Breakup Song

They don’t write 'em like that anymore

They just don’t write 'em like that anymore

Ha, beat me to it.

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blinded by the light
wrapped up like a douche
another rubber it’s alright

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Sex pistols God save the queen.

Actual lyrics: God save the Queen, we mean it man. We love our Queen. God saves.

My interpretation: God save the Queen, we mean it man. We love our Queen. Both sides.

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you old school punk

[shakes willy at him]

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The Fixx:

I always thought there were saying “Rich guys are nice, rich guys are nice”. I was kind of disappointed when it turned out to be “Red skies at night, red skies at night”.

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Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night

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What’s the actual lyric?

Revved up like a deuce

Fuck knows what that means